i didn't see it. here is a cat wearing a wizard outfit.
http://trollcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/bloodninja_cybersex_trollcat_i_put_on_my_robe_and_wizard_hat.jpg
i was just saying to myself, "self, first off that is an old joke and you need to chill out with it. second, i wish less people liked me. not like, mel gibson's crazy racism or anything, but i wish i had ousted a beloved teevee icon so i could add to my gigantic collection of cars. too bad i can't afford that, so i will just redouble my hate for someone who can live my dream."
guys, some of us just woke up (at noon). too early for seventeen minutes of juggalos. i'ma nap for ten hours, then i'll have something to say about this.
fun mel gibson fact: so i follow gary busey on twitter (this is not the fact yet, just wait a minute, okay?) and he had the following to say.
"I've worked with Mel Gibson. Is he really that big of a racist A-hole? Yes. Yes he is." -http://twitter.com/gbusey
that's right, mel gibson. between you and gary busey, he thinks you are the crazy one.
the problem with having to know about blood borne pathogens for my job is that all i can think about is, "i hope that's clean blood. otherwise, he's going to get hepatitis, and that's the real horror in this movie."
#nerdgum
somehow they managed to make a report about a local superhero filled with ridiculous comic book sound effect explosions boring. then i made that train wreck of a sentence. i knew noon was too early. i am going back to bed.
exactly. i am the last dude to blame people who are the victims of sexual harassment or anything of the nature, but i feel like there were a lot of red flags (and thighs) that that lady should have noticed.
i am super sad that i did not get into the monster's ball this week, as i am definitely the most hilarious person ever made. ever.
PSYCHE! MY BAD JUST KIDDING! AM I DOING THIS RIGHT?!
"another big day today, journal. i must have seen tyra banks at least fifty times. she must have a big crush on my tall, stupid hair, because i'm beginning to suspect she is following me. creepy, but also gratifying." - that guy (in his diary)
but the most disturbing side effect of twilight's near universal popularity were the packs of young girls trolling for "grampires," men over a hundred years old, and therefore, more likely to be sexy vampires in disguise.
i feel like there probably isn't any rigging going on here. we are just giving oprah's viewers way too much credit. "well, i could vote for someone unique and inspiring who has an original sense of humor," they say, "or i could vote for a slightly sassy black woman and her played out, already been done to death 'idea.' better go with what i know."
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