Wait a second, who did write this?
While reading this I was totally hearing Gabes "voice" because it reads so much like a Gabe "joint". Hitting that "-Kelly" at the end was kind of jarring.
Anyway, I love when Gabe gets all philosophical and poetical and shit while taking down some piece of cultural garbage and is one of my favorite things about this site.
Hey, I was writing mean things about Kelly waaay before this "packt" person.
Also, the stuff I was writing was waaaaaaaaay more unfair.
Anyway, love ya kelly.
Also, these aren't "Rules" they are just the reason I don't have tats (Dick McGoo? Was it hard to get your mom to sign the release form to get those tats?).
Oh.
My bad.
I would like to apologize to everyone I have offended.
If it seems as though I am not marching in lock-step with you in my comments, it is only because I feel compelled to comment when my opinion differs with the majority.
99% of the time I think to myself, "Ah, what a clever chap (or Lorrie), this is why I keep coming back here. These people are clever and amusing."
If my expressing an opinion that runs counter to the prevailing winds is "trolling" well, then, I guess I have been badly mistaken about this site.
Also, jeez, lighten up about the skin art thing.
Her arm is beautiful, it really is. Her arm is also only about 20-25 years old. Do any of you have any idea how many times she will have to have her entire arm redone in her lifetime?
Stop being modest.
You know good and gosh darn well that if you wanted to you could make a fake account and win lowest rated comment every week.
It would be all too easy...
I don't have any actually for three simple reasons:
1. I am not a member of any Special Operations Forces group.
2. I have never successfully defended my country from foreign invasion forces.
3. I don't hate my mom.
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