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Also, "Our budget shortfall is OVER!" -- The Salvation Army
+4 | 10/28/10 10:46 AM
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"What do you mean I didn't get the part? It's a straight-to-Internet informercial, and I'm a big star. Was I not coked out enough?" -- Chris Klein.
+6 | 10/28/10 10:42 AM
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This baby is as good at praying as Baby Bieber was at drumming.
+7 | 10/26/10 2:52 PM
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Heh, heh, Matt the Hooper.
+13 | 10/26/10 2:47 PM
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Yay! I am neither going to upvote or downvote this because voting on what people believe is silly, but I will go Yay that you said that.
+22 | 10/26/10 2:39 PM
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I wasn't sure which one was the professional dancer until they took the gorilla suits off.
+1 | 10/19/10 3:23 PM
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"FOUR MORE YEARS!" But Congressmen only serve two-year terms. Also, 2012. #pedanticgum
-1 | 9/29/10 10:40 AM
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Literally not missing him at all.
-6 | 9/28/10 2:50 PM
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Me too, but I hope not!
+1 | 9/28/10 11:46 AM
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I don't really buy Gabe's outrage at these two. Maybe it's because both are actually quite talented and he generally has respected their past work. Maybe it's because who really cares about their stunt movie, it's not like they hurt anybody, so who cares? Gabe certainly doesn't. Just flailing about, looking for something to be mad about. That's all. Flail flail.
+3 | 9/23/10 6:11 PM
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Didn't she say she was going to wear only modest dresses? I think I saw her second child crowning.
+46 | 9/21/10 11:50 AM
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Gabe has cleverly picked a bunch of movies that many people (most people?) actually like.
+12 | 9/20/10 5:55 PM
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They all have pictures of a black person in their wallets, and that black person has a Hitler mustache.
+12 | 8/31/10 3:05 PM
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Doesn't really seem like a thing that required video evidence.
+11 | 8/31/10 12:10 PM
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Gus McCrae, motherfuckers, Gus McCrae!!! (Lonesome Dove is the most enjoyable book I've read in years, Gabe, I'm so excited you're reading it.)
0 | 8/26/10 12:29 PM
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Good luck, America.
+4 | 8/20/10 11:10 AM
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"One book, 'Swedish-made WENUS Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby', by Austin Powers."
-4 | 8/12/10 5:58 PM
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The Flash and The Firefox 2: 2 Flash 2 Firefox
+6 | 8/12/10 5:55 PM
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"I love the smell of bagels that somebody brought in because it's Wednesday in the morning!"
+6 | 8/12/10 5:48 PM
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http://images.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2009/12/to-catch-a-predator.jpg
+3 | 8/6/10 12:56 PM
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All this time I thought this song was about his relationship to drugs. Because, really, still writing about Kim?
+6 | 8/6/10 12:26 PM
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I can only assume that this has like 170 downvotes and 140 upvotes.
+16 | 7/27/10 3:06 PM
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Good thing he had prepared notes for that extremely coherent message.
+6 | 7/20/10 1:04 PM
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Is this forever?
+9 | 6/24/10 7:01 PM
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Oh I get it!
+7 | 6/23/10 5:59 PM
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What's that one movie about a protagonist who overcomes a series of obstacles in order to reach some ultimate goal?
+32 | 6/23/10 5:41 PM
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Nah, rather just make that one comment where somebody says Gabe is old.
+15 | 6/23/10 5:36 PM
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"And then she falls in love with the werewolf because the vampire has gone away to protect her from the other vampires? That's a WHOPPER!"
+29 | 6/22/10 5:38 PM
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Once I was kidnapped and forced at gunpoint to eat a pizza with chocolate sauce, meatloaf and a large raw fish on it.
+24 | 6/21/10 3:01 PM
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"I have a cocaine beard."
+7 | 6/15/10 5:42 PM
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I want to give this comment a giant hug.
+10 | 6/14/10 5:31 PM
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Those special effects looked really special, you know what I'm saying? Like special-ed.
-3 | 6/4/10 12:21 PM
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It's too bad last year was the summer of Death.
+8 | 6/3/10 3:13 PM
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Yay, bonus WMOAT!
+4 | 6/1/10 5:41 PM
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Seriously, my number one mystery I wanted a hint on was how the heck Jacob got the numbers on Hugo's odometer. And an asteroid! Jacob can cause asteroids? Or something? Take it away, Nick!
+3 | 5/24/10 1:30 PM
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And when they're born, they're already two months old. Head start on success.
+11 | 5/24/10 1:23 PM
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Jay: Has anybody ever told you you look like that douchebag Turtle from Entourage? Iced Coffee Guy: Yeah, I get that a lot. ZING!
+2 | 5/21/10 12:38 PM
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Transformers 3: Transfourmore. Cause they ain't stopping for a while.
+10 | 5/20/10 10:56 AM
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"Wait, he did what? No, I just like the shirt because Polanski is German for basketball."
+27 | 5/18/10 6:19 PM
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This song is SO much better than her first two singles. Almost infinitely better. And this song is TERRIBLE!
+15 | 5/13/10 12:14 PM
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