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UH isn't he shooting right at the camera man when hes shooting for the two balloons?
I hear the little pony on the left also reportedly has came down with a case of the flu. As reported by msnbc.
1. This is very appropriate because I'm a tax baby, so today is the big 25 (?) And 2. I forgot to do my taxes. So, good reminder.
Prof. Kutcher on Camera : Looks at the pen, opens case, sees if anyone is looking at him, sets down, picks it up again, moves it a little, lifts pen out of case, puts it in his nice blazer that he has on, and sets case back down. Looks up to see if anyone notices if case is moved, slides water over some. Puts case back down as if nothing happens. Next day: Makes nationwide news, including over in Russia where they speak other languages with symbols. He retires from teaching early. End his acting career...... Says sorry there will never ever be a SPREAD || : Return of the water.....
Haha thats funny. I love reading his articles. Are you talking about the cracked magazine? That guys hilarious!! My mom even thinks he's funny, and she doesn't own a computer yet!!
Stupid Athletes apparently think they can just run the world and go around throwing things. Just who do they think they are? #GAYISNOTTHEWAY.
Have you not seen That 70's show? Watch the last episode, then ask yourself that question.
Pretty much all it is E = MC2 . Not very hard, try to pay attention here. I'm the your new teacher from now on.
Buy them on EBAY.COM, they are 30 cents off today. Also, what time does Lost come on tonight? Anyone know?
WHATS MY TATTOO SAY? WHATS MINE SAY? I've already learned so much already.
WHERES A 6 PACK WEREWOLF WHEN YOU REALLY NEED ONE? NOT EVEN AN 12 PACK GLITTER VAMPIRE CAN SAVE YOU FROM A MONKEY
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY YOU DAMN DIRTY FRANCO. #lotsofapeproblems Too soon?
Oh great, since justin timberlake is against child slavery, I guess i have to retire. I don't see what's wrong with it really, my whole house is a rape house and I still shave everyday, so there's that..... And since the PSA is on youtube now with ahston kutcher and not on punk'd Guess i'm moving to Africa to start over again....... Anyone want a child? 3 for sale ASAP.
Old spice guy let me down. Let me explain, I had nothing else to do yesterday and saw this going on, so of course I tried to get a video to be made. This was before everyone else knew about it and such, and he actually responded to me via twitter after about 6 attempts and said he was going to make one.. This was before all the stupid B List celebs and beautiful woman started doing it, ie alyssa milano chick & stupid perez hilton. Point of the story: My quest is still on when he does it again, i'll be waiting @oldspiceguy.
"David called me up the other night a few weeks back, drunk off his ass, said he has developed a real talent for devouring wiener schnitzel's 2 at a time. He's had lots of practice" is a typical joke that we can expect to hear in August. Something defiantly about schnitzel's.
Cathy must really hate rice, to make a whole song about sushi without it. Sashimi? Its not sushi, well almost but better because it doesn't have any rice!
If this WAS to turn into a weather blog, it would easily beat out my other weather blog for favorite blog about the weather. Also, how does one get a job of mapping out celebrity manhood's? That must have taken at least two full work weeks to do.