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Here, just take it already... http://www.oscars.org/awards/academyawards/about/awards/images/side_oscar.jpg
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There's really nothing to compare them to.
Yeah, what an assh-- BANG! BANG!
There's ridiculously offensive humor and there's mean humor. Louis C.K. is master of the former and Jeff Duhnam falls (and dies) in the latter. The reason I think Tracy Morgan's comments have been discussed with such widely differing views is because he has such a weird reputation that no one can tell which kind of humor they were watching. I don't find it similar to the Michael Richards controversy because he didn't keep the Kramer-act going in his real-life/talk show appearances/comedy act. Tracy Morgan, on the other hand, is still Tracy Jordan when he's seen in public--so no one knows how to perceive him.
A Lannister always keeps his puns subtle.
Thanks for the heads up.
Also, Crosby Still Rash and Young
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"I'm gonna punch a hole through your FACE!" - Dee Reynolds, in reference to the loss of her steroids.
I just hated those annoying commercials: "Dude, you're gettin' a Nell!"
Looks like this "girl gone wild"... http://blog.rounds.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/horatio-caine-csi.jpg ...is in need of proper psychological attention. TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST!!!!! Directed by: M. Night Shyamalan
This is Far and Away the worst outfit I've ever seen. When it comes to fashion, Tom Cruise is not making All The Right Moves. Leaving the house like this is Risky Business, even if it's just to get a Cocktail. It looks like he got dressed with his Eye Wide Shut. Collateral was a good movie.
I love how it's "safe for kids". The thing that has an opening the size of a finger that slices whatever is stuck in there with an arsenal of blades when you close it...is "safe for kids".
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Wow, I should have proofread that. Here's a recap: I'm trying to make a joke about how funny it would be if Charlie Sheen was the guy trying to option this screenplay. Cuz he's out of work. And he was in Ferris Bueller.
Keep in mind though, this is the same guy who said producers of Two and Half Men were in negotiations to bring him back. I'm mean, he was only in Bueller for ONE SCENE! They make a sequel all about you, guy!
I took it as not a "change of heart" but instead, after making physical contact, the alien knew that Joe had the last cube and knew where to find it. I like to think that the alien wasn't even listening to this tiny human in his hand running its mouth.
I would have also cut the scenes that showed the military dudes interrogating then killing the science guy. There were just too many perspectives. They should have remained ominous and mysterious, because that's how the kids saw them in ET and that's how Dreyfus saw them in Close Encounters and that's how the kids saw them in Super 8. The only difference is Spielberg made sure we saw them that way too.
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Abrams wanted to tell the stories of both Chief Brody AND the ET gang. You can't do that, because then you're trying to do a odd-man-out-and-on-a-mission story and a rag-tag-kids-surviving-in-an-adult-world story. The story just loses focus. I loved it because I can see the care Abrams put into it. My only problem is that he wasn't patient enough to chose one movie for Super 8 and save the rest for his next movie, and instead made all his future movies at once.
HELLO SIR HOW MANY COOKIES WOULD YOU LIKE? http://geeksofdoom.com/GoD/img/2009/03/2009-03-03-t-1000.jpg
I frequently go back and rewatch Bestie x Bestie, then I think, "whatever happened to Bestie x Bestie? I miss those guys."
Those are some pretty awesome socks, Gabe. Where can I get a pair of socks like that?
Between this and the Madonna kid, Gabe really looking to catch someone being insensitive. I'm onto your game, pal.
Just trying smiling. It makes the hurt go away.
When someone does that, I just make up some awful reason to tell them why I'm not smiling (got fired, Paul Reiser Show got cancelled, etc.). Then they feel like assholes.
Someone walks up to me and tells me to smile: I'll kill them. It's a JOKE, guys. C'mon. Sheesh, I'm a comedian for cryin out loud.
Someone should really tell those sailboats to slow down. Someone could get hurt.
http://mimg.ugo.com/201103/0/6/1/184160/cuts/tyrion-lannister-game-of-thrones-20337398-1280-720_288x288.jpg Yeah, I feel the same way, dude.
If I find out this is a fake list, then find out that Peter Dinklage actually didn't get nominated, I'm writing a letter to Birdie.
And I like bicycles...(sniff) http://videogum.com/files/2011/06/crying.png
You're just jealous of Justin Bieber.
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