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"Now Marvin, you must have an opinion..." - Mike
One day, when the avatar change registers, this will also be a very timely, very funny comment. Until then, it doesn't make much sense.
Well this is just one very timely, very hilarious comment.
It really was me, badideajeans! Don't lose hope!
I was robbed of my first ever highest rated comment placement! You need a 6th place. Great week though. MORE APPLAUSE FOR DEATHS, I simply can not get enough comment bait politicsgum.
I have better things to do. I hired Seth Rogen to post all these.
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Because you buy it, and because you love it.
I called you, Jihim, but I didn't get your answer. Is your number still 1-800-sweet-its
Why? Are you going to publish her number and have a bunch of guys call up asking for Marvin? Because that is a hilarious idea!
Can't upvote this reference enough.
And when I find our her name, I'll make a pun of that name. And that's what I'll call her. Bad example, if her name is Amy, I'll call her "Blamey"
Jonah Hill don't give no shit 'bout no hyperlinks.
I'm still <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE"fat! You ain't fat! You ain't Nothin! You ain't Nothin.
See above, re: Val Kilmer. My Stunt Double Turtle however is generously donating all of his fat to Brad Pitt for his upcoming Oscar comedic short: "Legends of the Fall 2: The Clumps."
As long as you have no follow up questions: Yes.
That is an absurd question and I won't answer it!