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My boyfriend was born in New Orleans, grew up in San Antonio, moved to San Francisco, then moved to Wisconsin to be with me. http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs3/1652497_o.gif It's so cute to watch him try to walk around this place.
My boyfriend's brother is rabid about chemtrails poisoning us. On a related note, in high school he took so much acid at one time that the fire department had to be called to help him off the roof of their parents' house.
"Ted." A thousand times, "Ted."
Jeb, I assume you know the ecstatic joy of Buffy Fashion Roulette: http://msjacks.wordpress.com/tag/buffy-fashion-roulette/
Not to get all Winwood on you guys, but it's spelled "Susur."
I liked his imitation of Mike Isabella's Jersey Shore-ness, but judging from the preview for next week, he's going right back to the "rapping" asshole who likes to bait people of season 2 days.
I believe he also said something about how the entire group blew the elimination challenge, implying that he won because he was the least-incompetent. It might also be a reference to the fact that despite the fact that he WORKS in a dim sum restaurant, he didn't step up to any kind of leadership role, and miraculously didn't get called out for it.
Arkansas is on a hellmouth! I should know, I dated a guy from Fort Smith.
I'd watch it if every character was named "Bruce," but this is sadly not the case.
Not to mention the introduction of the word "shart" into my vocabulary!
Year One. I was lured in with promises of David Cross, Paul Rudd, and Judd Apatow. What I got was Jack Black being himself (The Unconventional Butler, anyone?), Michael Cera being insufferably Michael Cera-esque, and a shit-eating scene to rival Two Girls, One Cup. On top of all that, the people who talked me into seeing this (my boyfriend's family) LOVE IT.
Hi, Chris! Happy New Year! (P.S. Thank you for organizing the Chicago events. I've been out of the country until now, but will be at the next one, I promise!)
Let's add some value to my original post: http://www.adrants.com/images/matthew_mcconaughey_butt.jpg
That's funny, in my fantasies Mattew McConaughey is always a lawyer. And he is always asking to review my briefs. Then it breaks down, as we get mired in discovery motions and document requests. #lawstudentfantasies
Yay for reading Ann Althouse! My nicest law school grader to date, and she dresses like an eccentric aunt!
I'm not sure if it was KajusX who has nominated it in weeks past, but the argument goes that in addition to being REALLY boring and poorly acted/written, it was a massive letdown for those of us clamoring for a solid "girl stoner" movie. I have to say, as someone who is both a huge fan of the "stoner movie" oeuvre and as someone who tried to watch it "in the right frame of mind," that I couldn't make it past the 20-minute mark. And I've made it through ALL of Glitter.
Cronenberg isn't even saying anything that original with his "Isn't American cinema just so violent! I'm going to show them how violent they are with more violence! Yeah, that's the ticket!" spiel. That was the entire premise behind Michael Haneke's Funny Games, which came out in 1997 (before being reshot, scene for scene, for American audiences a decade later), and was the first movie to cause me to walk out of a theater. Even if we accept Cronenberg's argument, someone else already did it, and (in my opinion) did a better job of getting the viewer to realize "Oh my GOD, this is FUCKED UP."
I never wanted to join your stupid club anyway! (Let me know if you decide to wear those jams again.)
That gauge/gouge error was really gauche.
What if a man with one ear gauge... wants to get another ear gouge? Just because he loves ear gouges doesn't mean it's RIGHT!
I didn't get Chinese Sailors! I got a matador whose pants split when he was in the ring, thus "exposing his bare buttocks, which of course we can't show you." You're so coy, "Today Show"!
My boyfriend (the real one, not the archetype) was an effects editor for Synecdoche NY, and yet he has never seen the actual film. Getting Gabe to review it might just be the push he needs...
I know a guy in Philly with a sweet leather duster...
I'm trying to remember the last time a dead husband was used to promote a business (besides husband-killing businesses, I guess): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiTAJETUJ0k
Wow! Sage is a stupid idiot who doesn't know how to only post a comment once. How impressive. I feel sorry for Sage. Sage is unable to figure out buttons, so the only way left to get attention is this, by posting the exact same comment three times. Probably going to buy find some Jeff Dunham clips on YouTube instead of spell-checking his/her comments.
FLIRGE: First Lady? I'd Rather Get Elected.
(That was intended for "disposable dixie cup drinker"... apparently the "preview" button eliminates the "reply to" part of the response.)
Did you even bother to read/comprehend the post? Just to pick ONE thing: "As one long fun sad series of inside jokes for the superfans, it's a total success." ...But I suppose I shouldn't be surprised at the idiocy of someone who can't differentiate between "queue" and "'cue," even when the correct form is used in the original post.
"Assanine," eh? The best humor is unintentional...