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I bet the answer to that guy's sign is "Jay Leno and NBC both farted!" Sign makers are so clever.
NOW who's burying the lede? (The lede is about farts.)
"We fit together. We fit together because of how your penis is elongated and fits into the canal-like structure that is my female vagina. ROMANCE."
I definitely do not like this show the times I have watched it, but Jim Parsons is very good and I wish better for him. Maybe he'll play an uptight nerd on a good show one day!
I thought that sketch was very funny and weird to have in the beginning of the show. It seemed like a writer's sketch that's usually tucked away at the end of the show. But I liked it! More weird shit, please!
His acceptance speech was so cheesy and earnest that I AWWed out loud. You adorable Jew hunter, I love you to pieces!
Do y'all follow Roger Ebert on Twitter? His Golden Globe tweets have been especially bitter/insane so far. So EXTREMELY bitter/insane. I love him, but he is completely nuts, right?
...Although Kenny's pic of the eyewash made me laugh pretty good. Good jpeg great job!
Ah, it's nice in clean here. THANK YOU
Oops, jinx on everyone above me. LAUREN, HELP ME OUT AND PUT A DELETE BUTTON! (Congratulations again!)
CONGRATULATIONS, LAUREN! For your first task, could you erase Tubgirl from the internet forever? PLEASE!
That is amazing. Thank you for posting this!
At the end of Conan, did you watch Wendy Cummings, Professional Nightmare Comic? What a bizarre/horrible contrast between Ricky Gervais's interview and her stand-up.
This was the best I could do. Hope you like it! (I've never seen 24, but I assume these are the types of things he says. While screaming into a phone.)
Thanks! Emma is a redhead, so you are representin' ginger solidarity!
SWEET. My shitty photoshopping is spreading across the world, one blog at a time. Actually, only one blog. This one. Mission accomplished!
Nicholas Sparks loves to kill his retarded characters to make the retarded audience weep retarded tears. See also: A Walk to Retardember
"I have to shove this up my butt for survival purposes. And now I'm massaging my balls while I do it to help absorption."
I forgot to make it clear that I think Mary HK Choi is still hilarious! Also, Vgum shirts/Gathering of the Juggalo passes??
I am not so much a fan of the thirtysomething or Grey's Anatomy recaps and am disappointed in no Project Runway recaps. Just sharing an opinion and not trying to boss Gabe around. That's for his husband and more-prominent-in-2010-contributer Gabe Liedman to do (another suggestion)!
Nooooooo!!!!! Guess I'll just have to keep acting out my own version of Old Dogs 2 with my Danny Zuko and Genie from Aladdin dolls! (I'm lying, I use four piles of dirt and my imagination!)
Da Cake Eatur, you tricky motherfucker.
DIBS ON THIS GUY AS MY FESTIVE BOYFRIEND! Suck it, losers. We're in love. He makes me warm egg nog and puts a candy cane in it too. Take that as you will.
OMG, Hawkeye is just suffering from inner. Inner city. Inner city pressure! But more like cornfield/hamlet pressure.
This is actually Uncle Kracker's Sasha Fierce-type alter ego (he is a big M*A*S*H fan!). KORN 4 LYFE MUTHAFUKKAZ
One is an amazing poet and the voice of his generation; the other is Neil Young. REMEMBER THAT FOR LIFE!
P.S. HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM ME AND NEIL!
Heads up to anyone who dares slander Neil in the comments: you will have my flying fists of female fury to answer to (they are named Justice and Clobber Time).
That's not fair. That's like comparing every new movie to Citizen Kane or Win a Date with Tad Hamilton (starring the incomparable ToGra). Who can truly compete with the dreamy Canadian underage hairhelmet that is THE BIEB?
I hope they fuck all the angels up there in heaven!
"Uwe Boll presents Tommy Wiseau's This Isn't Twilight, or: The Room 2: Except Outside"
Oh man, Televisiongum would be all bank reviews, all the TIME. Let's make this happen! Videogum Everywhere (inside Ted Turner and Rupert Murdoch) (ew)!
Well, you can tell your brother than one of the greatest Topher facts (maybe THE greatest? No way, too many great ones to tell!) is, according to IMDB, "His first name is Christopher, and he hated being called Chris in school, so he changed it to Topher as time went on." WOW, THANKS IMDB!
The Opposite of Black Snake Family Values and Loathing in Las Vegas, starring Christina Ricci
Captain Corelli's Empire of A Midsummer Night's Harsh New World Dawn: Swing Kids' Salvation Begins, starring Christian Bale
JINX! Tardy for the Welles party, sooooorry
The Muppet Movie of Evil from Shanghai, starring Orson Welles
Word. I bullshit my way through the Stereogum choices (I am just not cool with the kids' music!) just to do the three Vgum ones. How many times do I have to be shown that democracy simply doesn't work before I learn and stop voting????? EXPOSING MY SEKRET BALLOT: I voted for Pumpkinhead, A Serious Man, & Flight of the Conchords. Now if only someone combined those three into a single video, it would be unstoppable!
I love that Rachel didn't bring up the bullshitness of his organization ("that can turn you straight if you just buy their books and DVDs and pay for their trainings") until the very end. She let the conversation be about how his books and beliefs are relevant to the movement in Uganda, because that was the main issue. It is nice to see an interviewer who does not throw a bunch of smokescreen outside issues into a debate just to make the other person look bad about something else. She also didn't talk over him, let him say what he wanted, and treated him with respect. She's like Bizarro Bill O'Reilly! We need more of those on TV instead of, you know, real Bill O'Reilly.