I was easily least impressed by him in Talking Funny. He just seemed pedantic and pretentious, unable to laugh at any sort of low humor without sneering irony.
That one monster might be me, actually. I pretty much laugh every time I see him on the court. Especially when he shoots a three. And especially especially when he makes one.
I have tried mightily, and now my second attempt is "awaiting moderation." What have I done to offend the gods of Videogum?
http://a.abcnews.com/images/Technology/ap_cheetah_cub_san_diego_zoo_m_101126_ssh.jpg
This is Kiburi, a two week old Cheetah cub. WANT.
This is me:
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No! I've done this before! Why have I failed?Please work...
http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/5222464176_3e6b48ecbb_z.jpg?w=560&h=400
http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/leopard-620_1772065i.jpg
This is Kiburi, a two week old cheetah cub.
Oh, and:
http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/stephen-colbert-cat-fancy.jpg
SETTING: A shady bar, McMadgen's, in MILFORD, DELAWARE. In the shadiest (THE SHADIEST) of corners, ALVIN GREENE, CHRISTINE O'DONNELL, RANDY and EVI QUAID, and MEL GIBSON are huddled around a shabby table, nursing AMSTEL LIGHTS.
RANDY: EVI and I have continued our domination of the VIDEOGUM headlines with today's story. Our plant, GABE, has already generated over 40 comments in the last 15 minutes, along with 15 (airquotes) "Shares" and 8 "retweets."
MEL GIBSON: How about Google BUZZ's?
CHRISTINE O'DONNEL: What even is that?
EVI: Shut up, PROFESSOR MCGONAGALL. The point is, the last time any of you has graced Videogum, "HIDE YO WIFE, HIDE YO KIDS" was still a thing.
ALVIN GREENE: I was just on yesterday, threatening to kill a soundboard of myself!
RANDY: Wow, that was you? Incredible. Would that I had even a small portion of your talent. You've earned yourself a ride in my Prius.
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