Lindsay, I think you forgot the "Femskin" tag -- (just kidding).
Oh man, this is the saddest thing to me in months (yes, including all the shit that happened last week) -- Videogum is the only blog where I read (almost) every post and as many (all) commenters before me noted: it was the mixture of your two personalities and styles that made this site so special.
I wish you only the best and have no doubt that your talents will be consumable again somewhere else soon.
She would be like I'm Totally Psyched About This Abortion!