Sean is just upset because they didn't like his idea where like, Conan is in his car, right, and he drives into a truck or whatever, and he's like "I'm gettin' too old for this shit".
Boom. $100 million weekend.
So what is faircompanies.com anyway? Is it an online store that sells smugness?
"I'll have a large order of humblebrag, please. Oh and could you ship it in cruelty-free, eco-friendly found fabric that floats on wind currents? Thanks."
Hey, look at the hilarious photo that the Toronto Star gossip blogger came up with for this story!
http://thestar.blogs.com/stargazing/2011/01/a-day-in-the-life-of-gwyneth.html
I know who that girl is...she's this awesome up-and-coming actress who has beaten all the odds by coming out of nowhere and getting by on pure talent and stick-to-it-iveness.
No, wait, it's just Julia Roberts' niece.
Also, even if you can get the armrest down, your large arms attached to your large upper body are not restrained, and will spend the entire flight pressed into the person next to you.
Flight attendant: "Would you like some orange juice?"
Passenger: "Yes, I would. Please put it on the tray right next to Mr Smith's sweaty elbow. Thanks!"
I just did a random search and 12% of Brits think that the main ingredient of cask beer is corn. And 10% of Brits aged 18-24 think it's milk and chocolate.
Where's the video against that?!?
Once again I managed to arrive at a Videogum post 3 hours late, despite having no job and nothing better to do than read stuff on the internet. There are tons of comments already and, of course, whatever I post will be lame and nowhere near as funny as the rest, and probably not even read by anyone. I would go and read Twilight and put sparklies on and lie down in the freezer to get real cold like a vampire, but I really can't be bothered. Plus, to top it off, I am all out of corn chips, but I have plenty of salsa. MLIT.
Yeah, I can see it now:
Orange boy: Hey, mama. Have-a you seen-a my tanning spray?
Orange boy's mama: Yes, Giovanni. It's inna da bathroom. Now eat-a you UNICO-brand lumpini beans!
Orange boy: Mmm, delizioso! I love-a da lumpini beans. Thank-a you, UNICO!
Orange boy's brother: Giovanni, why are you always-a doing thatta stupid-a thing with-a you lips?
The House Bunny.
Now you might say, hey kushiro (it's no use, I can't hear you), how could a movie with Anna Faris, Emma Stone, Kat Dennings and Colin Hanks be all that bad? My answer: when it also has Katharine McPhee and Rumer WIllis. And Hugh Hefner and his playmates, including Kendra. (oh, and Anna Faris. Chick makes bad movies. Which reminds me: Observe and Report).
How bad was this movie? I downloaded it for free and still felt ripped off. I want my (Cdn) $0.00 back, internet!
I just realized I broke the rules, like, at least 10 times. I read them, but I guess I didn't READ them. Apologies to everyone for my total lack of regard for the integrity of Videogum and its contests. I hereby relinquish all points awarded to me, and I will disappear back into Lurkdom for an indefinite period of time.
Also: The Tan of Steve
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