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man, that kid is going to get so many awkward, painful handjobs.

Is it inappropriate to say you looked Gorgeous in that article that announced your layoff? Also- yikes! I can't imagine having an entire article written about how I don't have a job anymore.

I also walked out. The best (actually the saddest, worst) thing about this movie was that I was given pity-popcorn from a couple of "Urban Teens" because I looked sad, watching this horrible film alone. Sorry, "Urban Teens" I was sad because I could have been drinking alone with my $10.25 and I wouldn't have to see two men phoning it in so hard that they might as well have been in a telecommunications-themed gay porno. A telecom-themed gay porn would have been much more fun to watch alone, drunk on $10.25 worth of wine. Great weekend.

Auto-tune? Really?! Green Day? Auto-tune?!! My childhood has officially been raped. This is what you old people must feel like about the Karate Kid movie. I feel your pain now.

Make it so!

Die Softly at a ripe old age surrounded by friends and family

Well, that's it. We can give up on ever achieving something. As a people. This is it. The pinnacle of human achievement.

"I'm a Jay Leno fan" -Everyone you shouldn't listen to.

Wait, so it's actually called "Monsters of Folk?" but none of those people actually make folk music. Confusion.

We're going to need a bigger Silence of the Lambs joke.

It's pretty hard to find a conservative funnier than Michelle Bachman.

Gabe, you really need to consider "Run, Fatboy, Run" Directed by DAVID SCHWIMMER (yes, that David Schwimmer) it features not one but THREE training montages. And stereotypical characters galore. It gets four fucking awful stars out of a possible 4 1/2 fucking awful stars.