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I passed Joffrey in the street a couple of weeks ago and successfully resisted the urge to slap his face. He is very tall and super skinny which means the rest of the cast of Game of Thrones must be actual giants.
Didn't John Favreau remake Jumanji already? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0406375/
As a person with a BA in Philosophy (ladies) I can state that Gabe is 100% correct about Descartes. Seriously pre-20th century philosophers, enough with the god stuff
Also, the guy on the right could for reals win a Richard Dawkins lookalike contest.
He has the most Irish head I've ever seen.
Roz and Mocha make me more uncomfortable than that kid.
So... do you think those piano keys were made from real ivory? Awkward...
The theme song will definitely be Last Friday Night by Katy Perry right? There's no way that that's NOT going to happen. Also, this is so simple. Observe: 40 strangers wake up on a mysterious island. They all have a confusing text from last night on their phones. They must work together to work out who sent the messages. At the end of season one it turns out the messages were sent from a hatch, maybe there's a polar bear. When it gets cancelled, it turns out it was a corporate bonding exercise gone wrong. Send me all the money please.
Ha ha ha, nice try Damon Lindelof. We all know you knew what you were doing all along. Nice try though.
Hey you guys, hey, hey, they should get Fred Durst to cameo and then he does something heroic and someone says "Hey Fred, why did you do that heroic thing?" and he can say "I did it all for the Tookie." Maybe Wes Borland could be there somewhere as well, I dunno.
I lied about my occupation so that Gwyneth wouldn't think I was a nerd. #sighgum
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are getting hit in the head by The Complete Works of Oscar Wilde.
Vertigo - I hired you to follow my wife, what the fuck is this shit?
The Terminator - Well-meaning robot attempts to bring peace to his war-torn home using time travel
Annie Hall - Hi, I'm Paul Simon.
The Big Lebowski - hippy ruins fucking everything.