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i think they have a big presence in Singapore, Malaysia, etc. still...
you mean besides shouting toasts of, "HELLO, WISCONSIN!!" over and over all night long?
IMDB has way more ridiculous photos...
that's weird, i majored in independent caves with a minor in mouth communications... are you going to be there? we have much to discuss.
I moved to LA from new york a year ago so I won't be there but I will be sending this man in my stead...

here's the poster for the karate kid reboot 2...

*SPOILER ALERT*

Sweep the leg (szechuan style)!

no? ok, here's a gif:

things certainly seem to be heating up!

Super Mario Butt Plug Mike Tyson's Donkey Punch Out can i stop now please?
isn't there a clip or something? I can't sit through a whole show just for norm macdonald...
get back to work you slacker!
the funny parts were in the beginning (the dialogue right before that fat pilgrim walked up) and the end (when she was like 'he's gone to europe or something. whatever.') some theme music would've been nice, also.
so who plays the rapist? stanley tucci? to me, that looks like joey pants...
somewhere, a struggling freelance graphic designer is crying her eyes out...
While performing an independent search of Topher Grace news, I stumbled upon this unrelated item:

Paltrow, Kidman to star in transsexual movie Los Angeles - Nicole Kidman and Gwyneth Paltrow are teaming up to star in The Danish Girl, a film that tracks the relationship between the first post-operative transsexual and his wife, Variety reported Monday.

The film is based on a novel by David Ebershoff about the experience of Einar Wegener and his wife, Greta. Einar begins his transformation after his wife, a portrait painter, asks him to stand in for an absent female model. Einar begins a metamorphosis into Lili after he slips on a dress, stockings and woman's shoes.

In the movie, Kidman will play Einar and Paltrow will play Greta, who stands by her partner through the sex-change operation, finally letting go when she realizes the man she married no longer exists.

-- Worst movie ever? amirite? bah.

Did you know radio stations are different outside of Baltimore? Weird.
the families of patrick swayze and chris farley should re-run that SNL Chippendale's sketch. bah.
whenever i see subtitles for people speaking broken English, I go awww, your accent sucks, too bad. it's like how toshiro mifune would do his darndest to phonetically learn his lines in English only to have the director choose to dub his lines in later. (b/c he was The Worst). Then he would be all :(. it also happened to mifune in spanish. `:~(

on the other hand, they also put in subtitles in the Deadliest Catch sometimes, b/c you simply cant fucking hear them. so i agree, no need to get anyone's panties in a bunch regarding subtitles for anyone.

There are two schools of thought regarding the drug(s) this rubbery-legged chap may have been on, which would explain his 900-pound invisible backpack.

The first insist that he was on ketamine. Now I've only done that particular drug a handful of times so I am no expert but it didn't seem likely. The other school believes he was on salvia, a psychoactive herb. This intrigues me. I think I will do further research on this drug, which i have never tried but am vaguely familiar with, and then order some seeds/extract from an ad in high times. thanks viral remix videos!

this appears to be new gabe's coming out party. wait, i didn't mean it like that. more like a debutante at a ball. you're the belle of the ball, ann hog.
i think ken cosgrove is a pretty decent, non-raping fellow...
Do The Right Thing You Do You Know What You Did Last Summer School of The Rock
things certainly seem to be heating up!

Sharon Stone In That White Dress With Her Hair Done Up Sitting In A Chair Oh Shit Is This The Scene Yes It Is And ... We've Got Bush
Tootsie Has a Cock Jewlander How'd It Get Burned?! Not the Bees!