Is that picture weirding anyone else out? Why are they sharing the milkshakes when there are other perfectly good desserts just sitting there!?! the 90s were weird
Is it possible that Ryan Gosling is some sort of robot sent from Skylab to end the human race? Seriously, every woman will become totally dissatisfied with all other men and procreation just stops. Seems plausible.
so, i legitimately enjoyed that song. i like hip hop but sometimes have difficulty relating to its content (looking at you, Clipse), but I relate to liking pizza. win win over here.
i like turtles.
(note: i was going to try and upload a picture of that kid, but don't know how to do that and am too lazy to look it up. anyways, old web video call back!)
Since i don't live in NYC, i can only imagine what Mr Coconuts is like. using that mental picture, i'm going to create a cartoon titled "Patty Coconuts". it will be glorious (until the lawsuit)
This REALLY should have been a blind-item:
"This once-mustachioed Canadian talk-show host awoke in his hotel room to a burglar. Chasing the culprit down the hall, the host of this popular, long-running trivia show crashed to the ground, injuring himself. Undaunted by his injury, he later went to a hotel party and saved the prettiest girl at the party from a pack of roving rapists."
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