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Replace Dino with a live-action cat, who will be very large because all the other characters will be animated and thus small. Let the cat write the episodes.
+17 | 4/25/12 12:43 PM
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Well the video's been removed already, so clearly she didn't want to get too famous.
+6 | 4/20/12 11:53 AM
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Or old SNL alumni #TheRachelDratchelor
+24 | 4/18/12 6:14 PM
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And while you're at it, a daily "Here are some Afternoon Links to Worst Movie of All Time Posts" feature would be nice. I'm not saying you should do it, I'm just saying it would be nice.
+21 | 4/18/12 5:48 PM
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John Waters is gay?
+11 | 4/18/12 5:22 PM
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It's a joke, but this is kind of a good point. People watched the Muppets to 'feel good' amidst all the heavy-handed seriousness or plain old bad quality garbage going on around it. We've just found a much more efficient way to get our dose of that. The Internet has become the new escape where we can get that instant shot of pleasure from watching a cat video or a two-year old falling down the stairs or whatever, that we might have once got from a show like the Muppets (that was as much slapstick as it was sentimental). It's just in a format now where every 90 seconds we get to choose what form that entertainment takes. It removes the cultural significance that something like the Muppets had because none of us is watching the same thing, but then we create communities like Videogum to showcase what we're watching in a way that we can share and enjoy them together, and develop them into our own form of pop culture. So I guess what I'm trying to say is, we are our Muppets. Or, if you're looking for a more long-form equivalent actually related to the medium being discussed, how about Pixar?
+24 | 4/18/12 2:20 PM
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Using science, we can extrapolate from this graph to find out what he'll look like in twenty years: http://www.filmofilia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/swintontilda.jpg
+7 | 4/17/12 10:35 AM
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"Siri, will you teach me how to Dougie?"
+14 | 4/17/12 10:21 AM
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"Gabe Goes to Summer Camp Comic Con" was one of the better episodes.
+11 | 4/13/12 6:02 PM
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I'm also thinking if enough of us submit "the time you won Best Actress for Shakespeare in Love", maybe they'll eventually just accept it.
+11 | 4/11/12 6:02 PM
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Everyone's overlooking the incredible Videogum: Everywhere opportunity we're being given here, to convince Arnold to publish a story in his memoir that actually happened to Gwyneth Paltrow.
+20 | 4/11/12 5:48 PM
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Is there a German word for when you've liked a band for years and then they put out a song that makes them famous in a way they never were before and suddenly everyone you know is trying to introduce you to them, and it kind of makes you want to like them less, even though they're still really good? It feels like there should be a German word for that. Yeah anyway, that's Gotye for me. Good song, but Gotye showing up on Glee is just too weird for me.
+9 | 4/5/12 4:48 PM
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And when the song is over they lower her back into her pit and throw her some scrap Whopper toppings until the next time a customer has a question. It's not the worst job she's ever had.
+2 | 4/3/12 1:04 PM
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I wasn't sure either, but this interview with Chevy Chase from March 31 makes it look pretty legit.
+1 | 4/2/12 4:44 PM
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Leave it to Mans to announce his return by winning a spot in the Ball. No big deal guys.
+14 | 3/30/12 7:31 PM
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When a trailer uses the tagline "Sometimes the past is a present", my future will certainly not include me watching this movie.
+20 | 3/30/12 2:22 PM
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It also works as a rape whistle (in 30 minutes or less).
+2 | 3/28/12 12:19 PM
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Oh, don't be such a facetaco about it.
+5 | 3/27/12 11:05 PM
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KajusX is better known as the president of our University's 'Interesting Thoughts Organization' (better known as TACQUITO)
+17 | 3/27/12 1:23 PM
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Miller realized she had to send a text, to remind her friend not to get distracted in shopping malls. Unfortunately it was a poorly timed text for both of them. http://www.aroundphilly.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/funny-gifs-texting-girl-falls-in-mall-fountain2.gif
+32 | 3/27/12 12:08 PM
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At the end of that story he finally tries the food and likes it, Steve.
+46 | 3/26/12 12:29 PM
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Congrats! And good luck with the election, Gobbles... Don't be intimidated by Danielle Smith's ample tire cleavage, she's just trying to break you. http://canadamortgagemagazine.com/canpress/national/n_Wildrose-Bus20120319T2200-640x360.jpg
+18 | 3/23/12 6:39 PM
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Rest your candidacy, Newt Gingrich.
+11 | 3/23/12 2:09 PM
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It's a fair point. I'd have a hard time saying no to that face, and I'm kind of attached to this box of Skittles. I would cross the street.
+15 | 3/23/12 1:43 PM
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Speaking of reflexive associations Geraldo, that mustache makes you look like a pervert.
+43 | 3/23/12 12:51 PM
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It was basically an elaborate way of saying I need to go outside more.
+8 | 3/22/12 6:20 PM
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I Know What You Did Last Wet Hot American Summer: It was A Walk to Remember, from Manhattan to The Lake House, where on The Beach you built Two Towers and A House, of Sand and Fog. You were Spirited Away by the Antz, who were in A League of Their Own as they drank Honey from the Steel Magnolias along the Field of Dreams. Dreaming of A Bug's Life you planned your permanent Escape From New York, Dirty Dancing and Singin' in the Rain along The Road as you returned Home, Alone, thinking damn, Life is Beautiful.
+12 | 3/22/12 6:13 PM
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Throw Momma Through the Sprinkler
+6 | 3/22/12 5:42 PM
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Relax, Kelly. An analogy is just an idea wearing another idea's hat. It's all make-believe.
+24 | 3/21/12 5:05 PM
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Get out of that baby's stroller, nine-year-old.
+27 | 3/21/12 2:05 PM
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I am a (select one): (x) Farmer ( ) Farm Chaser Seeking a (select one): (x) Farm Chaser ( ) Farmer Must love dogs, cats, pigs, cows, chickens, horses, and certain poverty.
+20 | 3/21/12 12:50 PM
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My mom let me skip school to go to the theater the day they were playing the extended versions of Fellowship of the Ring and Two Towers, finishing with the opening of Return of the King. Best 47 consecutive hours I've ever spent at the movies.
+11 | 3/21/12 12:34 PM
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You say Fallout: The Book like it's a bad thing.
+17 | 3/21/12 12:24 PM
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"I asked some children what they'd recommend and they said human blood. Instead I went with the water. Overall it was a nice dining experience."
+25 | 3/20/12 6:07 PM
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Acceptable responses to being called handsome: -"I don't see it, you're crazy" -"I was a bullied nerd in high school" -"I used to get mistaken for a girl" Or you could do what Hugh Jackman does and change the subject by peeing on the floor.
+13 | 3/20/12 1:08 PM
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There's no confusing it, that's definitely Jesus. Case closed. Next mystery, please.
+17 | 3/20/12 11:49 AM
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Also, if we're still on the subject of stupidity, stop filming youtube videos while you're driving on the highway, asshole.
+40 | 3/19/12 1:47 PM
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A simple math question for him: if you get 450,000 people to watch you humiliate your wife for four and a half minutes on the internet, how much money will she make when she sells all your shit on ebay and leaves you?
+37 | 3/19/12 1:33 PM
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You misheard, it turns out she was just ghost-riding.
+32 | 3/19/12 1:21 PM
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If Mark Wahlberg wrote that scene, things wouldn't have gone down like they did.
+51 | 3/19/12 12:56 PM
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