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What did you whisper in her little ear? What profound thought or feeling did you say? On that busy street, did you say goodbye? If I said I didn't care, I would lie. That one! little furry pain-in-the-ass, Coming to and fro, destroying the grass. You mutter and you whisper and wait-- No quarter, no respect--only hate. Back and forth you oscillate, returning To the same time and place, again, again. Another rodent torments and haunts you. Another world where life endlessly taunts you. And all we do is watch, we the spectators And continue to when we are specters. Shakespearian sonnet ftw
This is actually the end of my THIRD week of school (hard times, I know), but I am excited for this weekend. I am going to see Fleet Foxes tomorrow and I hope I can get Robin Pecknold to sign my man boobs! I think this .gif accurately expresses my current state of mind: http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq7iv5fvJm1qbipv3o1_500.gif
Man, am I clever or what?
I prefer Hugh Jackman’s “How to Meet a Ur-a-peein’ Man.”
Where is Winwood when you need him?
What women think European men look like: http://en.cristianoronaldoweb.com/images/news/Cristiano-Ronaldo-en-la-gala-del-Balon-de-oro.jpg What they actually look like: http://seriousmovielover.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/python2.jpg
Nah, for her "fell in love" means "made eye contact."
And National Lampoon is making a college version called Beetlejunglejuice.
"It's simple: we kill the Beetlejuice."
Wait, does this mean that Madonna's already gone back in time to kill Hitler?
At least we LITERALLY have the BEST mom and BEST dad. http://www-deadline-com.vimg.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Friday-Night-Lights_20110714161913.jpg
Boorger Nights: where the food is Max Payne-stakingly crafted by Four Brothers who create a Perfect Storm of flavors that are Invincible. After they try the food, everyone will say Boorger Nights is The Happeningest place in town.
I wonder if this incident will cause Sabor de Soledad shortages. http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgoiiqm4tk1qzwiilo1_500.jpg
Why doesn't Piven just gain 200 pounds and join the cast of Pawn Stars?
If you think of corporations as people, doesn't that mean that corporations should have the same civic responsibilities as individual citizens? If an individual person shouldn't deserve tax breaks and loopholes and subsidies (even after fucking the collective economy), why should a corporation?
I think G. Lo is taking this news a bit too hard. http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/788539_o.gif
Its not racist because I'm mexican? At least thats what I've learned from George Lopez.
"I'm sorry Mr. Lopez, but I'm afraid I have to inform you that we are canceling Lopez Tonight." "AY DIOS MIOOOOOOO!" http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwxdunlj9j1qzeqj5o1_400.jpg
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Wait wait wait wait. Stop the presses. Gabe hasn't gotten around to seeing BRIDESMAIDS YET? WHAT?
Gentlemen... http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aKebXIe9evs/S_XHQX1F9SI/AAAAAAAAAO0/ZdS3vYmXeNQ/s320/Gentlemen.jpg
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! If this were the AV Club, I'd say something about "cancer-aids," but this isn't the AV Club and I am not an asshole.
Needs more Real World vs. Road Rules competitions.
Don't tell me what to do, OLD MAN! I'm not 12 years old anymore!
The new BBC incarnation is pretty rad though, unless you don't like when old stories are updated for contemporary times.
You might say they're... ELEMENTARY???
How the hell do you break into a hotel room? Asking for a friend. Or answering. Jeopardy is confusing.
I am 20 and want to watch those shows all the time because they are fantastic.
It's funny because my only friends are lego minifigs. *weeps in corner*
Can't we just give him some Bitcoins instead? Or is there a way to PayPal a lady? What I'm saying is that I never want to meet this person face to face.
"I'd hit that."--thisismynightmare #obligatory
Paul Giamatti's new movie looks good.
This thread is long dead but I wanted mention that "somewhere in California" is literally 5 minutes from where I grew up and my parents still live. I lived right on the border between Modesto and Ceres and we Modestoans (LOL) never thought very highly of Ceres, and that's saying something because MODESTO IS A METHED OUT, CAR JACKING SHITHOLE.
For visual reference: http://thebestpictureproject.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/best-years-of-our-lives-3.jpg
They may have given hollywood an idea for the remake of "Best Years of Our Lives."