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or the night of the big dinner with boss and the human centipede is on the loose. Wackiness and terror ensues
Boo! The "baby monitor picks up outside conversations" premise has been done to death on 90s sitcoms. Now, if it was horror movie about having two dates on the same night and one turns out to be a serial killer, that would be horror movie gold
Of course, nothing can go wrong by taping a swatch of hair to your forehead. So fool proof
I am so mesmerized by the veins in his neck. Can't stop watching, Swan will eat me
Your movie would be a lot more interesting than mine. "Ringy brings home special Ouija board borrowed from school friend. Ringy's mom finds game, declares it an instrument of the devil, and throws it out. The next hour and half is Ringy and Mom praying for Ringy's soul. The End
I've heard Farmville is pretty addicting. Can't she just trade one addiction for another like regular people?
We didn't have "blingatude" back in my day. You'd have to walk fifteen miles to the mall to obtain "radical" or a little bit of "phat"
Well, Gwyneth and Cee-Lo will be hosting/musical guest on SNL next Saturday. This will be the first time I skip the skits for the musical performances. Or maybe I tune in for the GOOP skit. Nah, it'll be the worst
No, it's called Coke. No matter what kind of cola based product you get. Yes, this makes incredible sense
Don't forget the fine people of TAB, bring you Lifetime, the network for women
Myra Breckenridge. 70s film starring Raquel Welch and Mae West. I heard about the terribleness of it but I watched it at 3am one night and it blew my mind with awfulness. I second (or thirteenth) the nomination for Garden State or it's the meds holding us back, bro The Back Up Plan All About Steve
Wait, I thought it would be red diamond and yellow lights. Damn it, I got return all this lighting equipment to Spencer's gifts?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2W7umbazJFM This video combined my favorite things, ethnic people dancing and long white breads.
Dance of the seven foot long green curtains and bonus curtain rod
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My cat Milhouse: http://tinypic.com/r/ab2txg/7 He would care about not making the list but he just finished his fifth reading of Middlesex.
The band will never take off.
That was extra creepy (that person in the Hilary Clinton mask will haunt my dreams), yes. But 100 times better than my little sister's recital that included Train's Hey Soul Sister. That was so lame, Mariemont elementary
Hey, some of us are proud Kwanzaa-tron celebrators! Once I figure out what that means...
Exactly, all I see is guys feeling up the air. Or a "Ghost" reenactment gone terribly wrong
That leaves this guy as my only grumpy grandpa news source: http://www.dailycomedy.com/images/jokes/b/2464_0_andy_rooney.jpg
or in the .....Danger zone!....I'll show myself out...
I liked to put on my outrage hat for Parks and Rec. Who doesn't love Ron Swanson? Puppies love Ron! http://gickr.com/results4/anim_27ab1de6-6c23-49e4-99eb-90948408b1e5.gif
No, we need a GIF MONTAGE of all the wigs. The Stanley wig was the icing on the hilarity cake.
Joel's stop-motion eyes were creeping me out and I don't know why.
Aww, Poor Abed, you made me become too emotionally invested in a fictional character. His mother, you guys, stone cold grinch.
I thought he was approaching Val Kilmer levels of puffy face.
Or her tag team partner Nicki
Excuse me! I believe Vicki is the true underdog: http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2009/05/tiffany_brissette_small_wonder.jpg
At least the walking hooker signs in Indianapolis were entertaining http://youtu.be/w9G-Oi-VEW4
"Mr. Beaver, how come I'm not as beloved as Charlie Sheen? I've thrown more racial slurs around than that guy"
If I didn't slam my fingers in car doors (mostly unintentional) as a child, I could have been a $10,000/day hand model. Cruel fate!
Sad, ugly short kids will be Webster'ed (may include becoming an orphan, to maximize aww factor)
These guys know what you're talking about: http://towniemightknow.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/franklin.jpg
At least, Zach and Miri make a plane on time.
Ugh, I hate him so much for just using the word Behooves.