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I love being motivated I LOVE BEING MOTIVATED!
Yes! I love drinking and being alive in Toronto.
Well, if you're a woman, you should always have an iron on, anyway, so basically you can drink champagne forever! Makes the housework a lot easier.
See, but we didn't! The PC got 39.6%, which is LESS than the combined total for the NDP and Liberals (30.6% + 18.9% = 49.5%). It is the way voting is set up in this country that screwed us all over.
Still better than Gord Martineau. #torontonewsburns
Aw, I love how the kitten keeps doing that little hop to keep itself awake, like kids do when they want to stay up for something. "But mom, I'm not tirrrreeedddd."
Or shnikeys, whatever.
True story: my friend was the young Tommy, or the "holy shinkys" kid.
I love how Zanta has been banned from like, everywhere.
Never stop in the middle of a hoedown!
I sprained my ankle while swimming, so yeah, I shouldn't talk about this girl failing so badly.
I laughed at the first couple, but then started to feel bad for her. Her poor wrists! Also, who runs track meets in sweaters?
Haha I totally went to school with the #1 Wop. Also, this is why I never go near Richmond St.
Lionel Hutz: This calls for a celebration! Who's up for a belt of scotch? Marge: It's 10 in the morning. LH: Yeah, but I haven't slept in dayssss.
I got into a fight with a friend recently while I was visiting Minneapolis. I was so sure they had All Dressed chips, but she just looked at me like, "you guys have what flavoured chips? what does that mean?" cool story, bro.
I tried to convince my mom to buy that house when it went up for sale, but it was like $400,000 or something. Toronto real estate!
Is this what happens when you win Muscle March?