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Haha Del Preston! You just got pranked by nhushu! Good one nhushu. You're the Michelle Bachmann of pranking...
Wait a minute, if he's a virgin, what's up with the tongue ring?
So which are the Socs and which are the Greasers?
I need to carry one of those signs around in my car, just in case (the sign on the right, btw)...
I hear he's up for a role in the new 'Rice Krispies' movie. Not sure who he's going to play though...
In the third novel, 'Something Old', she sleeps with Kate Hudson's character's grandfather to get back at her. I hope that role goes to Larry King when they make the movie version.
I thought it could have used more lingering shots of people quietly camping...
Perfectly appropriate tribute for shoes made specifically for the rigors of gardening...
How was the Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity?
Since when are mushrooms considered fruits?
Based on that description, it sounds like you chose "death".
Yeah, that's about all that I remember about the original too. But there was no booze in the trailer, and isn't Brand a recovering alcoholic? That would be like if they remade Cocoon but staring the cast of Glee in place of the old people.
That GIF is fuzzily hypnotic...
Babies and fratboys just don't understand the meaning of "No!"
The "pizza" component of the "cookizza" is just the size, right? I mean, its really just a big cookie the size of a pizza. Would this mean that anything pizza-size should have an -izza suffix? Like a "recordizza"? Or "tortillaizza"?
If Little Red wants a long Puppy Bowl career, he needs to stop texting me pictures of his junk....
Disbelief unsuspended! Next you're going to tell me that Jeff Goldblum isn't a realistic representation of a brilliant mathematician...
Perhaps he was just offering you some Doritos?