Also, I like to pretend she's romantically linked to Mike O'Brien.
http://www.nbc.com/app2/img/270x270xC/scet/metaverse/1/3/6/6/0/8/MikeFINAL_DE.jpg
Can you imagine? That would be SO HOT.
Agreed on Aidy Bryant. I haven't seen such a compelling and magnetic comic personality since, oh, I don't know, never!
Well, at least since Ernest Borgnine retired.
Gabe was the guy who used to write most of the content on Videogum, before they brought in Kelly. Gabe Delasomething. He was kind of cranky, but he invented that whole rambling run-on paragraph style that everybody uses now.
You should go, and then repeatedly ask people if they are aware that it's highly unlikely that Dec 25 is Jesus's actual birthday. Just say it like it's a fun fact that you find really interesting.
I was going to upvote this because it seems basically correct, but then I noticed something odd -- there's only an up button and no down button.
So, what's your secret Jeb? How can we trust that you aren't using this "science" against us?
Now that the Bechdel test is a standard rating we can start introducing other heuristics to determine whether a movie is good or not.
Like the de Grasse Tyson test would determine if the laws of physics are adhered to throughout the entire film.
People in the Bay Area begin to become very conformist and boring. When they see somebody from out of town they point and say "hey, who's that?" The schools have the best test scores in the whole state.
A family learns that their house was built on a cemetery. Eventually they just get used to the idea. "What difference does it make," they say, "once you are dead, you are dead. And we've still got $240K left on the mortgage."
Well TO BE FAIR (because on the internet you must always be fair) there are some downsides. Quality control on a lot of brands is pretty low, so the things won't always save you money. They are kind of toxic, from what I understand, so they create a new disposal problem. Aesthetically they don't generate the same color light, and some people hate that. And lights are really a very small portion of your energy consumption so they don't make that big a difference.
But yeah, given all that I like them fine and I am really excited for the future of LED lights, so fuck all the non-CFL people.
Cohen: "So what do you think of Super Duper Weenie?"
Fieri: "What, is that a hot dog stand?"
Cohen: "Yes, it's great. In my opinion its the best hot dog stand in Fairfield County. We should totally go there."
Fieri: "Welp, you are paying me lots of money, so sure what the hell."
LATER:
Cohen: "See? This Dixie dog is spicy and delicious! And isn't it cool how they do a swirly chocolate and vanilla shake?"**
Fieri: "And I see that the place is already quite popular and filled to capacity. I'm going to put this on my show and fuck everything up!"
Cohen: "Excellent! You're the best friend I ever had!"
** This is true. Exit 25 off of I-95 in CT, yo.
This sounds terrible because the piano is designed for human fingers. Give that elephant some musical logs and an oversized splash bucket and LOOK OUT. Elephant rock and roll.*
Still only sounds good to elephants.
I work on the garden for our building, and I've been encouraging the resident kids to decorate pumpkins for our little display with hay bales and stuff. So for days I've been geeking out over the best way to light them with LEDS, spending scads on money at radio shack and studying up on how resistors work etc. But tonight SHIT IS LIT UP YO.
http://i.imgur.com/R4PR3sT.jpg
OK, here's my theory. It's really a stationary camera on a tripod. None of the people are in the same shot. He's just firing knives into space, she's flipping around her paddles, who knows whats up with pineapple guy, and innocent bystander is obviously staged. Camera wobble is added with After Effects.
Heh, I remember one trip into the big city while I was still a pimple-faced college student. I saw my first real-life model-type and literally stumbled over a fire hydrant gawking at her.
yes, "frachises." that is the word I meant to type.
What if, and I'm just spitballing here, there were, like, an edit button, and so after you wrote something you could go back and change it? Because maybe you made a mistake or something?
but seriously my real comment is the obvious observation that Gabe had a lot of "frachises" and guests which made the blog seem really varied, and it's probably a good model to emulate. Just don't bring back that Slaughterhouse 90210 shit.
What I always want to see is posts that point me towards something awesome that I would want to check out. Awesome actors, awesome movies I've never heard of, awesome free content on the web. Just wicked awesome stuff all the time, that would be rad and gnarly.
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