WE DON’T HAVE MUCH TIME! IN FACT, BY THE TIME YOU’RE READING THIS, DEPENDING ON WHETHER OR NOT YOU HAD OTHER THINGS TO DO AT THE MOMENT IT WAS PUBLISHED, LIKE WORK OR HANGING OUT AT THE BEACH OR WHATEVER, LA DI DA, LUCKY YOU AT THE BEACH, IT COULD ALREADY BE TOO LATE! TAKE IT AWAY, CNN!
As a nation and the world awaited news of a child who could one day sit on the British throne, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, experienced a normal labor on Monday, Kensington Palace said.
The duchess and Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, traveled by car from Kensington Palace to the Lindo Wing at St. Mary’s Hospital, his office at Clarence House announced at 7:37 a.m. (2:37 a.m. Eastern Daylight Time.) Kensington Palace issued a progress report about 90 minutes later.
Ok, calm down. Take a deep breath. This is fine, we can do this. All we have to do before the baby is born is figure out which celebrity will voice its thoughts in the cartoon movie version of its birth. (Why, you ask? Oh, people have been anxiously awaiting a human stranger’s birth for nine months and now you’re going to ask why we’re doing something?) BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH?! I think the general consensus is that the baby is going to be a girl, but I don’t know, I think Benedict could still work!? Ahhhh! It could also be, I don’t know, Emma Watson! Or what about Tina Fey doing Sarah Palin voice? Alexei Sayle? Is Rik Mayall available?! SOMEONE GET RIK ON THE PHONE, QUICK! (Image via Shutterstock.)