This Man Burning Cheerios Is OUR Generation’s Chick-Fil-A

Fake and anti-gay! This is a pretty good protest, though. You know what a protest is, right? Where you bring a wooden stool and a bowl and an acetylene torch and stand on the front lawn of a corporation’s industrial office park and draw incomprehensible comparisons between breakfast cereal and homosexuality? A protest! You got a fight! For your right! To Cheeeeeeeerios! The two teenagers who are laughing in the background in no way diminish the importance I’m sure this video will play in drawing the battle lines between the gay agenda and the Cheerios agenda and the stools and the bowls and the landscaping companies and General Motors and fire. Get in the car. Let’s get out of here, guys. (Earth.) (Let’s get out of Earth.)