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The 2011 Teen Choice Awards

Until this morning, I hadn’t thought about how they award surf boards at the Teen Choice Awards in what seems like many years. Which, you know, of course, duh, no doy, but you’d think the thought would maybe have occurred randomly at least two or three times. “That surfboard looks difficult to carry, hahah, remember how all the stars have to carry them for a little while during the Teen Choice Awards?” is the example of a thought I could have had. But it actually seemed like a completely new idea to me to be honest, though I’m sure I was aware of it during last year’s Teen Choice Awards and every Teen Choice Awards before that since the first Teen Choice Awards in 1999. Did you know that these surf boards cost over $800 to manufacture? So that means this year Emma Stone received $4,800 worth of useless surfboard trophy. Harry Potter franchise won at least $5,600 worth of useless surfboard trophy, not counting where they gave multiple trophies to the cast. Twilight and Taylor Swift won about $500,00000,099999,000000 in useless surfboard trophy. I’m not sure how much other awards cost to make, probably like A MILLION dollars, but this particular award seems like a bit much because also NO ONE WANTS A SURFBOARD. You can’t put that anyplace except in a storage area or in the garbage or the ocean if you go to the beach and pretend to forget it there. “Oh, oops, forgot my TCA surfboard. Haha why does that always happen?” – Taylor Swift.

Anyway, this year it was hosted by the girl from Big Bang Theory. Full list of winners in the, roughly, two million categories they have awards for including “Choice Vampire” and “Best Twit” after the jump! 

Ultimate Choice Award: Taylor Swift
Choice Red Carpet Fashion Icon Female: Taylor Swift
Choice Music Breakup Song: “Back to December,” Taylor Swift
Choice Music Female Country Artist: Taylor Swift
Choice Music Country Single: “Mean,” Taylor Swift
Choice Music Female Artist: Taylor Swift
Choice Movie Action: Fast Five
Choice Movie Actor Action — Johnny Depp, The Tourist
Choice Movie Actress Action — Angelina Jolie, The Tourist
Choice Movie Sci-Fi/Fantasy: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
Choice Movie Villain: Tom Felton, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
Choice Movie Liplock — Emma Watson and Daniel Radcliffe, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
Choice Summer Movie: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
Choice Summer Movie Star Male: Daniel Radcliffe, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
Choice Summer Movie Star Female: Emma Watson, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
Choice Movie Actor Sci-Fi/Fantasy: Taylor Lautner, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Choice Movie Male Scene Stealer: Kellan Lutz, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Choice Movie Female Scene Stealer: Ashley Greene, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Choice Movie Actor Drama: Robert Pattinson, Water for Elephants
Choice Movie Actor Romantic Comedy: Ashton Kutcher, No Strings Attached
Choice Movie Actress Romantic Comedy: Emma Stone, Easy A
Choice Movie Actress Comedy — Cameron Diaz, Bad Teacher
Choice Movie Hissy Fit: Ed Helms, The Hangover Part II
Choice TV Show Drama: Gossip Girl
Choice TV Actress Drama: Blake Lively, Gossip Girl
Choice TV Show Fantasy/Sci-Fi: The Vampire Diaries
Choice TV Actor Fantasy/Sci-Fi: Ian Somerhalder, The Vampire Diaries
Choice TV Actress Fantasy/Sci-Fi: Nina Dobrev, The Vampire Diaries
Choice TV Male Scene Stealer: Michael Trevino, The Vampire Diaries
Choice TV Female Scene Stealer: Katerina Graham, The Vampire Diaries
Choice TV Reality Show: Jersey Shore
Choice TV Male Reality/Variety Star: Paul “Pauly D” Del Vecchio, Jersey Shore
Choice TV Show Comedy: Glee
Choice TV Actor Comedy: Cory Monteith, “Glee”
Choice TV Breakout Star: Darren Criss, Glee
Choice Summer Music Star Male: Bruno Mars
Choice Summer Music Star Female: Katy Perry
Choice Summer Song: “Skyscraper,” Demi Lovato
Choice Music Male Artist: Justin Bieber
Choice Twit: Justin Bieber
Choice TV Villain: Justin Bieber, CSI
Choice Male Hottie: Justin Bieber
Choice Female Hottie: Selena Gomez
Choice TV Actress Comedy: Selena Gomez, Wizards of Waverly Place
Choice Music Group: Selena Gomez and The Scene
Choice Music Single: “Who Says,” Selena Gomez and The Scene
Choice Music Love Song: “Love You Like a Love Song,” Selena Gomez
Choice Comedian: Ellen DeGeneres
Choice Vampire: Robert Pattinson
Choice Web Star: Rebecca Black

(Via LA Times.)