The First Summer Jam Of 2011: Tonje Langeteig’s “I Don’t Wanna Be A Crappy Housewife”

Summer does not officially start for another few weeks, if you want to be a jerk about it. Old Man Calendar Police over here. But the weather has finally gotten pretty nice (donate to victims of the Joplin tornado here) and besides, we already have our Spring Mix 2011 (AIRHORN!). Besides, if you are supposed to fake it till you make it, then surely you should summer it until you mummer it. (What?) The point is: barbecue. Also, I know that this music is terrible and Tonje Langeteig’s red carpet is hilarious, but if you take out the miserable RAED-wannabe rapping in the middle, there isn’t actually that much that differentiates this from Pizzicato Five. Put that in your 1997 pipe and choke on it. (Via Gawker, Vulture, TheDailyWhat, and BuzzFeed.)