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The 2010 MTV Video Music Awards Videogum Pizza Party

I walked into CVS the other day, and it’s already filled with Halloween candy. Where did the year go? It seems like just yesterday that we were making “I’mma Let You Finish” jokes. Although, I guess a fair amount of time has passed, since it WAS just yesterday that my stepdad was making “I’mma Let You Finish” jokes. Get it? Because of how parents are always so lame?! Step-parent jokes, guys, just the best jokes. So, who is excited for tonight? VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS! MTV! CHELSEA HANDLER! I can’t wait to see whose face Borat puts his balls into!!! I can’t wait to see which puppet Eminem gets mad at!!! So spontaneous. So awesome. So culturally important. (KIDZ KORNER: music videos were short films shown on television 20 years before you were born. Ask your grandfather, Eric Nies, about them.)

Anyway, as always, let’s celebrate this incredible event together! Second to last MTV Video Music Awards of all time! Follow Videogum on Twitter! Share your jokes in the comments!