Being White Is Hard: You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger Trailer

Woody Allen’s new movie, You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger, trailer, you guys:

If I had to synopsize this movie in two sentences, they would be: What are those old people so upset about? And: I didn’t know you could get a job doing voice-over narration of movie trailers by being the boring guy at a dinner party who won’t stop talking about an article he read in The Atlantic. But I don’t have to synopsize it in two sentence, so nevermind. Hey, remember when Woody Allen married his stepdaughter?