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The Juggalos Are Breaking This One Wide Open

Forget Juggalo News, my ninjas. If you really want to know what is going on with the Insane Clown Posse and their pals, go straight to the source, with Hatchet Happenings, a new monthly (MONTHLY!) YouTube ICP-related news program, featuring the ones and onlys Sugar Slam and DJ Clay. The feeling of discovering that this is going to happen every month is unapproachable, you guys. Headphones UP.

I really appreciate the Hatchet Happenings Promise to always be on time, every month. When you have a monthly 12-minute Internet news program about nightmare-rap, it is super important to be on time. (Huh?) Honestly, I wish this was its own cable network. Not only could I watch this for hours, but I would really like to hear what Sugar Slam thinks about yesterday’s historic passage of Obama’s health care reform reform bill. Hopefully she’ll talk about it in two weeks, but I’m worried it will just get lost amidst the Kung Fu Vampire news.

WHAT DO WE WANT? A 24-HOUR UN-SELF-AWARE JUGGALO CABLE NEWS NETWORK! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? RAPE! (Thanks for the tip, Kim.)