Did you know that Audrina Patridge is getting her own TV show soon? The Hills ends this season, because if there’s one thing that show knows, it’s that you should always leave your audience wanting more. Bullets in their mouths. From suicide guns. But now a blogger is also reporting that Audrina Patridge is a major league fan of putting cocaine in her nose and using that cocaine to get high with.
One day, Romi explained how excited she was to find out there was a guest house at Audrina’s new place and how she had to work quickly if she wanted to get her hands on it. Romi then claimed she regularly supplied Audrina with cocaine, saying, “not only do I carry the drugs for Audrina but I also frequently sell it to her for free stash.”
I don’t understand half the words in that paragraph. But there you have it: someone you’ve never heard of confirmed something you could have suspected if you cared, but you don’t. It should come as no surprise to anyone that an over-indulged silicone repository with the IQ of an actual baby would enjoy using cocaine drugs, but I think it’s important to spread the word about this, because regardless of what you may think about the effects of criminalization of cocaine or drugs in general, THIS IS STILL HOW PEOPLE’S REALITY SHOWS GET TAKEN AWAY. Fingers crozzed.