Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

The first blizzard of 2016 is underway, dumping snow and ice over the South right now and arriving on the East Coast late tonight. One to two feet are expected in some parts, and it sounds like we are not supposed to drive in NYC, which is fine, since it’s not like I wanna drive in NYC when it’s not snowing. You should stay home, too; apparently one in four Americans are under some sort of extreme weather advisory today. Also the storm’s name is Jonas, which is maybe amusing to Weezer fans and Jonases. So what are good blizzard songs? “Blizzard Of ’77,” certainly. “Blizzard Of ’96,” too. Who will write the great Blizzard Of ’16 anthem? We’re waiting…

THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10  George Brooks | Jan 15th Score:12

I’m surprised my meaningless rejoice of a comment has sparked such existentialism.

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#9  theyachtmaster | Jan 15th Score:12

I keep hitting these upvote buttons like I expect something to happen. HELP, I’M IN PAIN.

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#8  Chris DeVille | Jan 18th Score:13

Thought I was so clever but it turns out Tom beat me to this joke by two hours

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#7  LeMonjello | Jan 15th Score:16

*It won’t last. Neither will I, I suppose. nothing lasts, does it? I’ve been listening to Majical Cloudz all day.

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#6  LeMonjello | Jan 15th Score:16

I won’t last.

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#5  ChinaPoblana | Jan 18th Score:16

Kanye vs. Laptop-Stealing Cousin is the best rap beef of 2016

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#4  LongTimeLurker1stTimePoster | Jan 15th Score:16

This version of Best/Worst comments is about as fucking useful as having the best record in Major League Baseball’s 1994-1995 season.

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#3  Bol_Wan | Jan 15th Score:17

I’m glad Scott’s diabolical plan to trick the ratings system and get the number 1 spot has failed. You’re evil plans have no place here, lapatine!

This year really needs a restart so far man, my new years optimism is already completely gone.

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#2  mitchko22 | Jan 15th Score:19

I’ll attack the elephant in the room-

WHERE THE HELL IS MY GOOD FRIDAY TRACK?!

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#1  LeMonjello | Jan 15th Score:21

I like to think everyone else downvoted that lowest rated comment the same as I did, that is to say ‘This is long, too long, it’s probably bullshit, not sure, downvote just in case’

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THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5  spiritualize | Jan 19th Score:-4

the west coast isn’t into butt rock i guess ?

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Marcia Alonso | Jan 19th Score:-4

Ha. This is not even close to good. Sounds like a bad coffee shop cover.

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#3  meat | Jan 19th Score:-5

“We’ve reached out to Berru for comment, and we’ll update if we hear back.”

lol – ok we’ll wait here. #grop(e)timism

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#2  b-rar | Jan 16th Score:-5

Drake is a terrible MC and has never recorded a good song. He’s a child star alumnus of a Nickelodeon show who had an equestrian theme for his bar mitzvah or some shit. And his answerbacks were weak as fuck. I don’t understand how the consensus came down on his side against Meek. Pure star power?

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#1  Tom Breihan | Jan 19th Score:-5

I’d originally put this in the text of the piece, but I wrote this on Friday, before Future’s Purple Reign tape came out. If I’d waited, it would’ve gone to Future. Purple Reign is my favorite 2016 album thus far; I’d even put it above Blackstar.

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  Dr. Feelgood | Jan 15th Score:4

Hoping when his term’s over Korn will finally go back on tour.

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