Liam Gallagher Promises “Bigger And Better” Potato Tweets, New Music That “Ain’t Radiohead”

Unlike big brother Noel, who says something outrageous in an interview seemingly every other week, Liam Gallagher doesn’t talk to the press as much, though he does send out his fair share of potato tweets. But that doesn’t mean the younger Gallagher doesn’t hold equally incendiary opinions, and he voiced them in a new interview with Q magazine. The interview’s occasionally bleak — Liam mentions that he doesn’t have any friends, save for the milkman who gave him “a pint of lactose-free milk for nothing the other day” — but Liam credits his girlfriend Dabbie Gwyther for “saving him” and says he now runs “seven miles every day.” A lot of the conversation also focused on his brother, and Liam had some choice things to say (via Music-News).

He addressed his constant roasting of Noel on Twitter:

Lots of people say I need to chill out about Noel. Not until they stop Twitter. That cunt will always get it from me. […] I’ve heard they really annoy him. Someone told me the other week that the only thing that does his nut in are my tweets. Good. They will carry on and they will get bigger and better.

And the possibility of an Oasis reunion:

Do you think I want to be in a band with that cunt? He says, ‘Liam has to change.’ Get to fuck. So I just tweet when he drops the ball because I will not let him get away with murder. […] If the guy doesn’t want me back in our band then I don’t want to either. I don’t want to be in a band with someone who doesn’t want me.

And he talks about Noel’s fortune and famous friends:

Nobody will really understand what it’s like to leave the bubble unless you’ve been in the bubble. When our kid falls out of the bubble he will fall hard. That big machine around him. The itinerary. Noel Gallagher’s life is all mapped out for him from the moment he wakes up.

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Whatever next? Robbie Williams turning up on his next record? I’d have to send the police round. Put it this way, Noel lives in a £17million house. That changes you, I reckon. You have appropriate furniture, appropriate kitchens, appropriate red wine that Bono’s recommended. And Damon Albarn becomes your mate. Fair dos, but not for me.

Liam also mentioned that he’s been writing new music to record later this year:

We’ve demoed some songs and it’s sounding…I am not embarking on a solo ‘career’. Everyone should know that. There are just 10, 11 songs I’ve written that are eligible to be recorded. They’ve got flair, attitude, the melodies are sick and the words are f*cking funny.

We’ll record them this year and release it next year. It’ll shock people. It’s a record written by me, that’s got all the right ingredients and sounds well tasty. You won’t be scratching your chin. It’s not Pink Floyd and it ain’t Radiohead. It’s chin-out music.

And to top it all off, he also disses Coldplay (via NME):

There’s a lot of singers out there who are one step away from a vicar. And very few who stare at you in the eyes. They’ve all got something to hide. They know they’ve done wrong. You ever get Chris Martin to look you in the eye? I’m sure he does put on a good gig, Chris Martin, the amount of money he gets paid. He looks like he’s in [kids TV show] The Tweenies though. The whole band look beyond shit. Have they not seen any photos of The Rolling Stones? Probably not.