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Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best Comments

Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best Comments

Happy for Kendrick, but back to back "Fortnight" and "Not Like Us" weeks might mean "Espresso" missed its shot at #1. In any case, Sabrina Carpenter will be on SNL tomorrow...

She just celebrated her 25th birthday with a meme cake...

Sabrina Carpenter’s 25th birthday cake is a Leonardo DiCaprio meme. pic.twitter.com/yMIPe66sAa

— Pop Base (@PopBase) May 12, 2024

And Reese Witherspoon now knows the lyrics...

@reesewitherspoon

Cause I’m a singerrrrr @Sabrina Carpenter @Tarryn Feldman @Draper James

♬ original sound - Reese Witherspoon

Here's Wallows' version:

I tried to have this week's best comments brewed for ya, but again OpenWeb had some fucking problem and the data is not available to us. But! Our developer Erick has a fix releasing next week so this shouldn't happen again. Sorry about that. Here are two consolation Editor-In-Chief's choices.

THIS WEEK'S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF'S CHOICES

CM
May 13th

Don’t like their odds with those big clocks weighing them down

Posted in: Flavor Flav Steps Up To Sponsor US Women’s Water Polo Team
Yossarian
May 15th

hate to be a gatekeeper, but a true fan would stick his dick in a blender

Posted in: Keith Urban Covers His "Absolute Current Obsession Song," Ariana Grande's "We Can't Be Friends"

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