Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best Comments

5:55 PM EDT on July 12, 2024

This week Faye Webster, Jessica Pratt, and Sublime made their late night TV debuts and Wand played a Chicago morning show. Do you watch TV? Lmk if I should start season three of The Bear or just stop now.

THIS WEEK'S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10		bzen
		Score: 24 \| Jul 5th
	Drake probably shouldn’t be hanging around high schools right now.
	Posted in: Kendrick Lamar's "Not Like Us" Video Is A Delight, Obviously

#9		Captain Cheeseheart
		Score: 26 \| Jul 9th
	Rashida Jones had a beef with 2Pac and then 2Pac was murdered. Just putting some facts out there in the order they happened.
	Posted in: Rashida Jones Discusses Teenage Beef With Tupac Shakur And Being “Basically” Married To Ezra Koenig

#8		Krillin
		Score: 27 \| Jul 5th
	K Dot's unending hatred of Drake would be weird if not for 1) fuck drake 2) how well he executes it. I truly don't know if I've ever seen hate distilled this well before.
	Posted in: Kendrick Lamar's "Not Like Us" Video Is A Delight, Obviously

#7		cadallaca
		Score: 31 \| Jul 8th
	He shook hands with him????
	Posted in: French Sneaker Shop Owner Says Elton John Peed Into A Bottle In His Store

#6		you beautiful bastard.
		Score: 33 \| Jul 5th
	Is it time for Balzac? It's time for Balzac. It was a tremendous hate of good constitution—a cardinal hate—a hate of a wasp or an old maid. It was all known hates moulded into one single hate, which boiled itself, concocted itself, and resolved self into an elixir of wicked and diabolical sentiments, warmed at the fire of the most flaming furnaces of hell—it was, in fact, a master hate. ("The Reproach," from Droll Stories: Complete Collected from the Abbeys of Touraine)
	Posted in: Kendrick Lamar's "Not Like Us" Video Is A Delight, Obviously

#5		cokeparty
		Score: 35 \| Jul 11th
	He admits to fucking a 16 year old when he was 28. Full stop, dude is wrong. If she terrorized him or whatever, that’s on him for sleeping with a child. Sounds like it’s a mess.
	Posted in: Neutral Milk Hotel’s Julian Koster Accused Of Grooming And Sexual Assault By Elephant 6 Musician Nesey Gallons

#4		crania
		Score: 38 \| Jul 11th
	The Beasties anti-commercial stance has been thoroughly documented. Mike D once made it very clear that they look down upon those who are a) rapping like it's a commercial or b) acting like life is a big commercial.
	Posted in: Beastie Boys Sue Chili's

#3		pressurepad
		Score: 40 \| Jul 9th
	I came here to read about the number ones.
	Posted in: French Sneaker Shop Owner Says Elton John Peed Into A Bottle In His Store

#2		monsters
		Score: 48 \| Jul 11th
	not only are they losing a bassist, but one fourth of the communal clothes pile from which they dress themselves, including 50% of available shoes :(
	Posted in: Big Thief Part Ways With Bassist Max Oleartchik

#1		TotalTrash
		Score: 55 \| Jul 11th
	Great, now I’ll be forced to think of a young girl being victimized every time I listen to my favorite song about Anne Frank.
	Posted in: Neutral Milk Hotel’s Julian Koster Accused Of Grooming And Sexual Assault By Elephant 6 Musician Nesey Gallons

THIS WEEK'S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF'S CHOICE

	screech
	Jul 10th
TIL one of the Soft Boys wrote "Walking on Sunshine."
Posted in: The Alternative Number Ones: Robyn Hitchcock & The Egyptians' "So You Think You're In Love"