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"I fart in every general direction."
I know the reset button was pressed and now Penny won't detect our location from her secret ice fort or whatever, but I'd like to second the calls to chill out. Believers and nonbelievers alike have been taught that it is rude to talk like adults about our differing beliefs. And it accomplishes nothing. I'm not saying that respectful discussion is going to bring one side around to the other because that will never happen. But my opinion that the popular Christian idea of heaven is a fantastical relic from centuries ago shouldn't offend you. It is my opinion. It has no bearing on your beliefs. I sort of touched on this in a comment on the original video but it's possible that BOTH SIDES ARE WRONG. It is the afterlife. It is unknowable. Anyone claiming to have knowledge of it is full of shit, even if they're well-intentioned, wonderful people. I am not 100% certain there is no god. But I think it's 1000 times more likely that there IS NOT an all powerful invisible entity in the sky that answers prayers and sets up confounding rules for beings he loves which, if they don't follow, earns them the punishment of being on fire forever. I know that isn't even what all believers believe, but it seems to be the most prevalent in America. But again, that is just my opinion. It might not be yours. To quote Woody Allen, "Whatever works!"
Clearly this little boy chose cake.
Even if we're wrong, I'm still certain they are not right.
All I lack is the glasses (which I hope to get today!) http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lapcs2OIDV1qzx54go1_400.png
Children of the Cornas
I think Sally Draper turned out pretty well, all things considered.
This is the perfect accessory to compliment my TV Hat! http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4dvbjbgwv1qzx54go1_500.jpg
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Terrific work so far, Monsters. If anyone else is having a stressful day at work (like me!), I hope this video of a kitten with a theremin helps: http://www.viddler.com/explore/cheezburger/videos/584/
One time I watched a video and it made my fucking day.
As a Californian Monster, I just want to say "HURRAY!" In the near future, hopefully, as American Monsters, we'll all be saying "HURRAY!"
It's only gay if their dorsal fins touch.
I literally eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
Comic-Con ain't no party. http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e211/ArtistMonday/DavidByrne.gif
Harry Knowles is a terrible person because he'd rather piss and shit himself in a movie theater than leave to use the restroom. Multiple friends who've worked at the Alamo Drafthouse (and had to clean said theater) confirm this.
"Let's do some hip hop dancing. Vaudeville!" -- That Lady in the Video
I liked the one where he ALREADY WORKS AROUND THE CLOCK!
What's the one where Woody Allen is with a woman way out of his league?
What's that John Woo movie with a Peckinpah-like use of slow motion but with the shot composition of Sergio Leone and the white doves?
In cricket, that's called "hitting for the lorry."
Stringer Bell and the Butterfly
Butter Pecan on South Street
The Cherry Sundae Orchard
Bill Pullman wants his voice back.
O Brotha, When Art Thou?
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Sorry to do this but the img tags I keep trying are failing. How do I post this magnificent poster I've created?
"Pow! Bam! Boom!" -- Tila Tequila, 1981-2012.
Now why would you ruin a perfectly good pair of meatboots?