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The Paul Reiser show had about a second of Omid Djalili in the preview, so on that basis I'm going to give it a chance. Almost everything else up there looks like crap.
I watched the whole thing in the hope that Gabe's one-off vlog would be included. It wasn't. I didn't enjoy it. PS Gladvillain, your avatar cracks me up every time. Always nice to see a DOOM fan.
Come on, the guy just told us to have a nice weekend!
You can't marry a squirrel, silly.
"Have a baby boner by me, baby, be a billionaire" - Baby 50 Cent
Ian McKellen is a badass. I'm racking my brains for other things to say, but that's the only thing coming to mind right now.
If those assclowns lightened up and had a nice cuppa Earl Grey, I'm willing to bet they would be about 20 times more tolerable.
This is not supposed to be nasty, but I am really enjoying that Random Capitalisation thing you have going on there.
This is exactly how I felt, which is even weirder because I am a straight man.
Gabe really needs to visit the UK sometime.
Wow, what a huge asshole. That's all.
I laughed so hard at this. sorry rick moranis
Topher Grace should make a reality show called "Topher Grace's Gopher Trace", in which, effectively taking on Bill Murray's role in Caddyshack, he tracks down the little varmints and eliminates them. I would watch that.
IT'S A 30 ROCK QUOTE AND ALSO A SADDENING REFLECTION ON THE OBJECTIFICATION OF WOMEN IN OUR SOCIETY, PEOPLE. sheesh.
Yeah, I admit, that was kind of vile. Sorry.
What I want to see is John McCain in a remake of Die Hard. John McCain IS John McClane.
I hope he fired the Australian dollar through a dude's head with his Magneto powers.
Every couple of weeks, my friends and I fight over who's better, Silverman or Tina Fey. It begins with me saying Fey is a genius and Silverman mainly relies on "hey I'm Jewish" and "hey I'm female", and inevitably ends with us contemplating which one we'd prefer to do sex on.
Why does this always happen to me? IMPOSSIBLE. I was always the best at spelling at school.
I applaud Rihanna's efforts. The number of times I've heard people (mostly women) complaining about how hard it is to walk in high heels, and this girl goes one step further. Please, nobody break her heart by telling her it's PHYSICALLY IMPSSOIBLE DUH.
The whole "loading" process looked like an elaborate new way to smoke marijuana. Especially when he lit it with a lit cigarette, like a true engineer. I bet when his mum comes home from the shops he hastily puts the cigarette out, sprays a ton of Febreze and hides the remains of his dad's favourite beer mug.
I love Larry David so much (no homo...alright, homo) but I didn't watch this because whenever I watch anything Disney now I feel a seething hatred towards children and white people.
I just got this and I'm literally laughing out loud. This comment should have a far higher rating.
Between the comments and the slate article, I just read the phrase "no homo" so much that it started looking like some kind f Latin law term. "no homo publico" -- "no public homosexuality"
Am I the only one who thinks Lil' Wayne si NOT the best rapper alive? Like, not only not the best, but actually pretty fucking crap? It just pisses me off when everyone is having wet dreams about this guy when there are people like Talib Kweli who have been rapping for years, are clearly superior and get hardly any recognition. But hey, whatever.
Unrelated to this (horrifying) post, but I just read Chapter 1 of your Gabe/Constantinople fanfiction, and it was fantastic. Everyone, AAP's blog is http://anamericanpatriotnovel.blogspot.com/ and his Twitter is http://twitter.com/AnAmPatriot.
This trailer doesn't make me want to see the film as much as it makes me want to listen to the Arcade Fire for about a billion hours.
I signed in just to upvote that.
" Look for the fucking meaning behind the lyrics, Quit judging these guys, and i bet you've actually never held conversation with them, I on the other hand have. SWEETEST MOTHER FUCKERS I'VE EVER MET." I didn't know our friend An American Patriot was such a fan.
Do you know what, I have actually seen that movie. Once again, Cake Eatur, you have made me giggle.
To me, this looks just like "Fargo" but without the crime, funny accents or Buscemi.
Apparently this song is about David Letterman or something.
I have to confess that I have never seen "Tron" before, but what with Jeff Bridges and Daft Punk, all this movie needs is a "Tron Paul" joke and I will become a Tronny.
Has anyone seen what happens if you actually fill out that "job application"? Is it just a mailing list, or what? I'd try it, but I'm washing my hair tonight.
I clicked "Play" before I fully read the description, so I spent the whole video waiting for Richie Cunningham to show up.
Seconded, except I alternate it with Haddaway's "What Is Love?".
Shit is fake. You know shit is fake when it says "CALL NOW!" and there's no number.