they auto-tuned (had to?) Justin Long for a song they knew they'd speed up, thus making the original singing irrelevant, anyway?
they need to release the normal, slowed down version (as a 2nd soundtrack, if need to be for a first one in the first place) for the sequel. it could be huge.
so true.
this is must be a poster for some sort of Excruciatingly Bad Directors series. gotta be.
and the series is entitled Awesome.
i do have faith in Tarantino as a director, though. if he could launch Travolta's career so John could go on to finally star in those Swordfish and Wild Hogs blockbusters, he'll do fine with Roth. hey, maybe Roth will stop directing for a few years to toil away into acting obscurity, too!
sorry. it was the silent teaser that i found. (at least it shows i hadn't even seen that when it came out.)
the trailer: at least they're starting with what they feel is their strongest scene -- the ludicrous Bumblebee crying scene. i'm hooked!
at least the trailer editors know not to let (almost) anyone speak in the trailer. good move. also, no need for a story, thanks. (we got Independence Day/Armageddon FIREBALLS going through BUILDINGS !!!). i rate this an awesome out of awesome.
btw, anyone know if Michael Bay can legally be given the credit "From director"? someone jumped the gun on that.
John Roberts has some ugly-ass furniture, i'll tell you that much.
during that whole boring thing, all i could think about was, "he actually took those two recliners and moved them to the center of his puny living room. and that left lamp is ugly as hell." it kinda distracted me from all the funny.
i think the casting meeting went the other way around: either a studio has a contract with Russell Brand and couldn't think beyond the vhs shelf at their local video rental store, or someone really believes they'll hit the cash cow by putting the two together.
scripted Jeff Goldblum should really start thinking about becoming a social worker at funerals!
"An MC (...) has (...) to be someone very, very special." aw...
the guy had to have had a gun to his head for this. wow. that's the only logical explanation for the video. (worlds are definitely colliding.)
also, i have a question: after 9 minutes and 51 seconds of this, am I gay now?
i don't get it.
why the outrage? i was waiting for him to slip and grab a tit or something.
it's because he's guest stars on a Jesse McCartney track? the dude (along with most rap guest stars) has been guest-starring on anything for the past 10 years. he's never been shy about it. and surely he's not the first one to cross over into pop ballad territory.
i don't condone Jesse McCartney's career, we all need crappy boy bands, but i don't see the fuss. now, if 50 had done this, it would've been a whole new ballgame.
Jian Ghomeshi, FTW, obviously. (he's always been this way, though. please send us more asshole stars so we can show you what he can do :) George S. would've called ihm out but always with the same lovable manner:) so Jian, thanks for representing Canada in such an intelligent, lovable and patient fashion :)
i feel like we just stumbled on the Texas Chainsaw Massacre farm all over again!
Femskin (or Buffalo Bill, for that matter) has nothing on these sisters.
Charlie should've hidden better. Gorgeous Crazy Eyes is still on the lookout for him.
or perhaps Crazy Eyes is the one who trapped him in that suit.
"It puts the nightmare in the basket" FTW, obviously.
the limits of plausability just got pushed a bit much with a second one. sorry.
my love remains for crazy eyes girl #1, though. anything after that is overplaying your hand, april fool-er.
anyone know anything more about this story?
i know you'd find me cut up into a million tiny pieces in a back alley somewhere, and the crazy eyes notwithstanding, but i think i'm in love a little :)
one: who threw leaves over the devil?
and two: so the devil and the father are married now that they exchanged vows?
so the Footloose minister wasn't that crazy when he banned music and dancing.
hindsight, folks. hindsight. (thanks, Christian Cinema.)
THE BOOTY SLAP!!
omfg.
and the god-awful Little Karate Man Henry in the second video is disturbing enough just standing there. wow. i hope someone takes him off steroids sometime soon. if not, redneck country's gonna have a new hero to look up to.
most of these have got to be fake--right? my god.
and you just know we're gonna get a new video every morning now, thanks to the site they linked to for more birthday wishes :)
1. why would they play a drug dealing couple? why not start with seperate cameos, for crying out loud?
2. are all drug deals conducted with ominous, melodramatic music playing over them? thanks.
Gabe-- this is going straight into my favoritests of favorites Videogum posts box thing i'm keeping. you just plain knocked it out of the ballpark on this one. kudos.
wha--? first off, the woman is an idiot. second off, the very same sample wouldn't find its way onto two separate companies' toys. third, that reporter is an idiot for believing it (and doing her reporting while having the idiot woman fake-playing with the DS RIGHT THERE behind her). and finally: what's wrong with "Islam is the light" again? seriously. it's the Obama age. get over it.
sorry. no funny. i'm just pissed at Idiot Woman right now. lol.
excellent analysis !!
and extra points for remembering Mrs. Voorhees.
good-looking poster but you can't think about it for too long because then it all comes tumbling down. and it's a bit too Why So Serious.
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