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I'm going as a big felt fuzzy dinosaur because I already had the costume and I'm lazy this year. But last year I went as the Log Lady from Twin Peaks and it was the most comfortable, cozy costume in the world. I had to carry a Duraflame around all night but when I was watching all the half naked Sexy Pirates shivering in the cold I knew I had made the right choice.
No mayonnaise on a hot dog?! Clearly your dad never experienced the glory of a late night Los Angeles hot dog pushcart.
Why do people think this is fake? Am I missing something?
You, sir, are an Extraordinary Gentleman.
Perfect. You did it.
I would be so happy if that was my DJ! My party would be the best party!
I live three streets down from the California coastline and it is sixty degrees out and foggy. I hate everyone.
I just spent a whole minute confirming that what you say is true. HAT TIP.
That's the thing you hate about this story? That's definitely the thing to hate about this story.
"What's that Jason Biggs movie, I forget what it is?"
Amber Alerts don't even do anything to prevent child abduction! They only kick in after your little one has gone missing. I highly doubt they have any more of a deterrent effect than, say, jail.
Not to be all sensitivegum but I don't want to make fun of him or his movie choices after reading about his life. He's using his earnings to keep his sister alive, so he can star in all the Constantinople sequels he wants. All I really want to do is Photoshop myself next to him on the bench, giving him a hug.
Yeah I'm sure as soon as he buys new gold laces for his diamond shoes, he'll feel way better about his dead girlfriend and stillborn baby. You can't buy yourself loved ones.
Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and say James Cameron (engineer, innovator, highly connected within the deep sea diving industry, and independently wealthy with no personal financial stake in the oil spill) is probably a better choice than the BP executives (attempt to stop oil spill, day 44: a rare miss, guys). Being a jackass and being competent in your field is not mutually exclusive though CERTAIN EXECUTIVES may imply otherwise.
What's the deal, disaffected youth of today? Our sixth grade talent shows were just the children of hover-parents reciting states capitals in alphabetical order. Look alive!
The best part of this whole episode was Dotty O'Donaghan kicking her little legs in the air. Keep kicking, Betty! We love you non-ironically!
Probably should have read the other replies first? Whoops. I guess I just get defensive about Casa Sanchez because come on, that is a rocket ship made of an ear of corn.
Au contraire! Casa Sanchez is still open, and they've just announced they are now honoring new tattoos for the deal: http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702304370304575151861646999610.html And for the record my ex is one of the original fifty folks and he has confirmed that the burrito lunch was delicious and, yes, free of charge.
I feel the quality of Monsters' Ball will go downhill as a greater proportion of comments are taken up by GHEEEEEEE weedle one who's got a STRING huh huh YEWWWW and then frantic tickling of the laptop screen.
You guys, I work at an upscale sex shop for ladies, and yesterday a group of juggalos came in. I don't have anything else to say, I just want you all to appreciate the multiple levels of Oh No in my brain.
To be all srsgum for a moment, I think you're selling Pete Campbell short. He definitely broke out of his manbaby box in this episode after JFK was shot. He's not skipping the wedding because they don't respect him, it's because he no longer respects them, in part for the hideous spectacle of the Sterling wedding. Just saying, I thought he had great character development in this episode. Also people talked earlier about the lack of any normal, relatable couple, and in this episode it seems like Pete and Trudy were it. Who knew?