That makes me so upset that I'm actually punching the air at my desk. I mean really?! They had 63 people donate $5300 to send these assholes to see LCD Soundsystem because they love their music and in particular really love that song?! It's just not okay!
Sorry monsters, upon further review I've decided to join these world-changers (via head pants now):
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Next time I go to visit my grandparents over the holidays and they ask what I'm doing with my life and why I'm not a doctor yet, I'll submit to them this video and say, "At least I'm not doing this." And then they'll lecture me on the demonic qualities of the internet.
It's okay, lot's of people out there suffer from PMB (premature monsters ball). This happens to a lot of people, we can wait for a little while and then try again if you want?
"Thanks for like totally getting me into UCLA, Dad! Ching chang ching chong."
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Fair point, obscure internet videos are always fair game. If I could delete that first comment I would, but it's forever in the Videogum archives (to be studied by historians for centuries to come). I must be taking crazy pills. I'll just disappear across the Mexican border, never to be heard from again.
Okay, okay monsters. Clearly things are being switched up a bit this week and chances are I'm not going to enjoy everything that is posted by the guest bloggers, god knows they're trying though and kudos to them for their efforts and willingness to put forth the time and effort to write for a humor blog. I understand it takes a lot of courage and character to publish your writing for mass consumption and then allow for basically unedited comments. While I'm a bit hesitant to warm up to this whole idea, I'll simply keep my mouth shut for the rest of the week and recall one important rule:
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Sorry Thumper.
One of my jobs is with a SEO firm. I'm not defending it or anything, it's really not the greatest thing in the world and businesses throw a lot of money its way for really no reason other than idiots on Google tend to give their business blindly to the top results (business, neat!). But if something this obscure seems like something worth ridiculing, I think it's clear we need Gabe back. I hate to be the rotten apple, or piss on parades but this week is a little like cold coffee: it works for its stated purpose, but its missing the kick and warm comfort you're used to.
You seem nice and funny Brad. But where's Gabe? I'm scared. I don't like change. My routine is broken. I'm so confused!
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I should clarify: if we give her another label, it only further cements The Narrator's role as a pet monkey husband. My actual pet monkey would be offended.
PS. I have a pet monkey.
If Gabe didn't press the reset button after the torches and pitchforks uprising that ensued after he linked a picture of Paltrow's lady parts, the chances of him pressing it over passive aggressive VW commercial lovers are pretty slim.
Also: Lady parts.
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