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Yeah, it reads like Gabe is mad at us and taking it out on the show. But then again I think the Benji recaps also seemed kind of scornful of a) the show, b) the show's fans, c) our expectations of his recaps of it, or d) any combination of the above.
+8 | 8/16/10 6:58 PM
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Gabe means everything literally.
+3 | 8/16/10 6:49 PM
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I respect them for tricking us into watching the commercials. Keeps us humble.
+7 | 8/16/10 6:47 PM
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Yeah it said Holy Eucharist, which is the Body of Christ, the wafers/bread the priest blesses and we believe is transfigured by God into the actual Body of Christ (it's one of those magical religion things). The artist was probably just putting it in there to be a dick, though. "Look at me, I think I'm being blasphemous by juxtaposing names of churchy things with other stuff like mushroom clouds and old people! It's so daring and creative :P ain't I a stinker?" Did I mention I really hate hippies/"artists"?
0 | 8/16/10 6:43 PM
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I love you for making this gif. When I saw the episode I said to myself, "Someone on the internet will make a gif of this moment, and I will love them for it." I am a prophet!
+2 | 8/16/10 6:37 PM
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Yall are too uptight.
-1 | 8/15/10 2:28 AM
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Too soon?
+3 | 8/14/10 4:05 PM
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#VforVgum?
+2 | 8/13/10 6:45 PM
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The lab researcher does get a stable, well-paying and intellectually rewarding job, though. And moral superiority.
+9 | 8/13/10 6:44 PM
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Texas, our Texas. Sorry, rest of the world. Our bad.
+5 | 8/13/10 4:56 PM
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"Never judge a book by its cover... this cat could ball, man."
+4 | 8/10/10 8:50 PM
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That's no Simon Pegg, it's clearly Michael Sheen. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/29/article-1131417-03390AA8000005DC-216_468x374.jpg
+8 | 8/10/10 8:44 PM
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BE CAREFUL, WYCLEF! Stop tempting fate by making a song about how you would be assassinated if you were President the theme song for your Presidential campaign! Don't be a prophet, Wyclef, don't do it!
+2 | 8/10/10 2:32 PM
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A vagina dentata joke wins the caption contest, ha ha ha. Very progressive, fellow monsters.
-8 | 8/6/10 9:16 PM
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Ike Turner
+4 | 8/6/10 10:13 AM
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He sang "Man in the Mirror" and he broke down and cried like always and it was kind of REALLY UNPROFESSIONAL AND EGOTISTICAL, the tribute was supposed to be about MJ and he made it all about CHRIS BROWN, but everybody was like "Awww, he's so sowwy," and fell for it and totally forgave him and I hate our culture sometimes.
+40 | 8/6/10 10:12 AM
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So the other day I heard this new song "Deuces" on the radio and I really liked it and went to look it up on the internet so I could buy it but then discovered it was Chris Brown and man I was all "GOD DAMN IT NOW I CAN'T BUY IT SHIT WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE LET DRAKE OR JEREMIH OR NE-YO OR I DON'T KNOW, FUCKING ANYBODY ELSE HAVE THIS SONG OR AT LEAST NOT BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND FUCK YOU CHRIS BROWN," literally.
+16 | 8/6/10 10:03 AM
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Don't really know... I guess I meant to imply "California as a whole and undivided unit," but there was really no need and it was inconsistent with the first sentence anyway. Proofreading fail.
0 | 8/5/10 6:04 PM
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Gabe, http://content.onsmash.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/u-mad___camron.jpg
+3 | 8/5/10 4:30 PM
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California didn't overturn Prop 8, a judge did. "California" does not get to take credit. 52% yall.
+5 | 8/4/10 8:38 PM
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Kennedy is going to be SOOOO jealous!
+2 | 8/4/10 8:37 PM
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It's not gay if you pretend it's a porpoise.
+9 | 8/4/10 8:35 PM
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California didn't overturn Prop 8 by voting for it, most Californians still hate gay people as much as ever. All you have to do is add "(except Chief U.S. District Judge Vaughn Walker)" underneath it.
+8 | 8/4/10 8:34 PM
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She did put up with getting raped in Don's office though... so.
0 | 8/3/10 7:42 PM
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Look at this fucking shark.
+21 | 8/3/10 6:17 PM
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This recap was cute and all, but can it please not be a permanent thing?
+30 | 8/2/10 1:15 PM
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There's always next week.
+11 | 8/2/10 1:13 PM
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Of all the logical inconsistencies on this show the one that bothers me the most is the Vampire King of Mississippi's accent. If he is several thousand years old or whatever, why does he talk like Robert E Lee?
+14 | 8/2/10 12:04 PM
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Already got my IV drip prepped for when I collapse of alcohol poisoning and have to be taken to the hospital. Way to think ahead, champ.
+15 | 7/29/10 5:38 PM
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Peggy really won the Sickest Burn of the Episode Award with that one. Close runner-up: Don's "You don't say that to the clients do you?"
+3 | 7/26/10 4:39 PM
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Sounds like you need to cheer up, Gabe! And I know just the thing to do it: The 11th Gathering of the Juggalos! After experiencing the Gathering, you'll look back fondly on Comic-Con as That Time You Avoided Serious Bodily Harm.
+48 | 7/25/10 3:28 PM
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Oh man, you just KNOW that hot tub was like 90% tween urine.
+7 | 7/23/10 5:09 PM
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The Gathering of the Juggalos isn't looking so bad now, is it Gabe?
+73 | 7/22/10 4:11 PM
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Where Winwood at?
+5 | 7/20/10 5:06 PM
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"Show us ur DICKS!!!"
+10 | 7/6/10 6:54 PM
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Steve, YOU have a vuvuzela in your uterus.
+10 | 7/2/10 8:23 PM
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Off the record, I have an actual vuvuzela in my wallet. It's about the size of a paperclip.
+7 | 7/2/10 6:17 PM
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Born Free is a pop song?
+4 | 7/2/10 5:54 PM
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Of all your Soccer Booger caption contributions the winner was the worst. But most of your others were great, so I guess there's still some justice in these caption contests.
0 | 7/2/10 5:46 PM
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JG Ballard just jizzed in his grave.
+1 | 7/1/10 3:09 AM
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