Funny how they're parodying the kind of bourgeois sense of entitlement that is showcased by their suburban McMansion and the monster truck rally in their driveway.
I think the math works out if you use 10 boxes of Wet Wipes a day. You should definitely stop doing that.
Or seek medical attention...or wear incontinence pads.
I just don't Tweet, but that's because I'm a 65 year old man. If I want to get a message out I just use duplication machines to make fliers to post around the town square and the elks lodge.
Bill O'Reilly's audience is developmentally delayed, so this makes complete sense. This is like the child psychologist explaining divorce to a three year old.
I mean, do people really think that everyone with any conservative leanings is some kind of complete idiot, by default?
No, some of them are really cynical, and some of them just read too much Rand.
?I said to the girl, ?Hey, was it good for you, too?? And she said, ?Well, I guess it?ll get better eventually.? Sadly, she wasn?t right. It wasn?t better for her or any of the women who subsequently agreed to sleep with me.?
Judd Apatow in Playboy this month (via
Aziz is Bored)
This is a real thing? Urinal cake advertising is a real thing? and it's not just for Urologists and Valtrex? Everyone needs to slap the next advertising agent they meet. Time to shut it down.
"You were a blonde half asian with a bad case of gas. I was wearing a gray speedo and a hockey mask"
Halloween ideas! or:
Thursday night in Williamsburg ideas!
Duke James of Old Northeast.
Ritual disembowelment with a $75 Spade Cake Knife in a clean space.
Nourish the inner aspect with overpriced kitchen accessories.
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