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Speaking from my perspective, as someone who didn't downvote you (but seriously considered it), you provide no information other than you "saw" Anna Chlumsky from afar and for some reason disliked her. How was she supposed to impress you - juggling chainsaws while riding a motorcycle? Maybe she doesn't spend her time on the quad or at parties worrying about how she is impressing a stranger? I'm just making wild guesses here.
+20 | 4/24/12 1:19 PM
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Whaaaaat? No sweaty James Mardsen?! Me no likey!
+1 | 4/20/12 4:50 PM
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Nope, Liz was singing the song that led to the ex-Black Panthers teacher explanation. Criss was looking sweaty and hot.
+14 | 4/20/12 11:08 AM
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Hello James, this GIF is going in my fantasy folder, thank you!
+9 | 4/20/12 11:06 AM
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How are you feeling about your retirement future? Ben has options for you.
+2 | 4/20/12 9:43 AM
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Which guy - owner or "first-time customer" Ben? Ben looks like he wants to talk to me about my credit score or financial adviser decisions.
+4 | 4/19/12 3:03 PM
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David Barton?
+4 | 4/19/12 2:02 PM
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If a group of women with oversize martinis ever said, "To your new found freedom." I would just get up and leave. No, I will not put up with that.
+20 | 4/19/12 2:01 PM
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That part at the end where she says, "You already said that!" and the smile he gives her makes me feel she's going to be locked in the cellar again. Fun story time! I read about the Place years ago when I wanted to find a romantic place with my now-ex bf and I wore a pair of black shoes that I thought looked great, but were a size too small, so after dinner (which I would describe as "Fine!" and "Okay!"), we walked along the Hudson as my heels started bleeding profusely due to a horrible blister. We saw that they were playing the SpongeBob Movie outdoors (for children), and my ex loved that show, so we sat to watch and it was just stupid and my feet were bleeding so badly. It was awful. This awful commercial triggered my memories of that whole night, so actually that was a terrible story. More like AttilatheRobertDownerJr, ammirite?
+12 | 4/19/12 2:00 PM
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Or AttilatheRainAllOverYourParadeOfFunnyComments Also, pooping.
+12 | 4/19/12 10:44 AM
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Bingo - due to state and federal education programs, Kindergarten students may be required to take tests to show they are learning stuffs. My mother is a tutor and had to teach kids how to identify 3-dimensional shapes. I can't remember if it was Kindergarten or 1st graders, but it was some pretty serious stuff for young kids. Please return to your funny comments now.
+12 | 4/19/12 9:57 AM
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Right?! Didn't Brita's eyes look particularly beady for some reason? Like her eyeballs didn't really exist and were replaced by a void.
+2 | 4/13/12 2:38 PM
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As a gay partnered dude, I still enjoy Up All Night because of Will Arnett. Even though I can't make one of those babies that everyone is talking about.
+8 | 4/13/12 2:26 PM
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I know most people love Alton Brown, but I can't stand him. He always comes across as smug and condescending. I can't even watch Iron Chef America because of him - his greeting of "Hi kids" just reinforces how little he thinks of you, the stupid viewer. Good riddance, Alton!
+5 | 4/10/12 4:47 PM
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The Help 2: Electric Boogaloo (Starring Channing Tatum & Dakota Fanning) #FixedIt
+4 | 3/30/12 1:09 PM
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- Non-stop to Terror - Our Pilot is Crazy: The Tanya Lee Story - Flight Terrors
+7 | 3/29/12 3:26 PM
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Sort of like how they replaced the male black character on New Girl with another male black character from the pilot to the other episodes and were like, "oh, some other guy moved in or something." ?
+3 | 3/28/12 2:24 PM
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Has Gawker fired Brian Moylan yet? No? No reason to read anything there then. Ever since Richard left the second time and they kept letting Brian crank out poop-factory work, it's been the worst. #CrayCrayRant
+2 | 3/23/12 9:37 AM
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She butter find a good PR person before she's fried in the media. Also, lard.
+4 | 3/6/12 4:52 PM
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So that his safe is what? See what you did with misspelling there? I thought you were referring to a safe owned by Gabe! SHAME ON YOU!
+1 | 2/23/12 3:49 PM
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I liked when Padma explained, "One thing in your dish needs to be HOT and the other thing needs to be COLD." and then Lindz was all, "ZOMG! This challenge is so open to interpretation! What is cold, really? Is it a state of being or a mindset? Is it cool dew on the morning grass?" and then I died.
+6 | 2/23/12 2:01 PM
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By re-enacting the lady poop scene, they will have written the next season of Glee.
+1 | 2/22/12 9:34 AM
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Thank you for the daily serving of lulz. I would image Gabe is a fan of Wipeout on ABC as well, or as I call it "The People Fall Down Show" (my bartender thought that was very clever thankyaverymuch)
+1 | 2/16/12 1:14 PM
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I'll bet you still have that piece of construction paper that says "Get half pound of large bird meat" too.
+12 | 2/9/12 2:17 PM
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C'mon Gabe, you're being too harsh! Remember how good the other Lost-wannabes were, like V and FlashForward? No? Oh, right.
+6 | 2/8/12 1:47 PM
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I think we can all agree that Ellen doing goofy dances around a JC Penny is much better than those awful people-screaming-Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-over-and-over-and-over-until-you-want-to-die commercials they have been running, right?
+14 | 2/8/12 10:36 AM
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It's so mesmerizing...
+3 | 2/3/12 3:10 PM
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I refuse to acknowledge his cries for attention. I'm convinced his birth certificate says "Tyler Smith"
+1 | 2/3/12 10:34 AM
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"Forbidden Sous-Vide" to be specific.
+6 | 2/2/12 2:31 PM
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I know this is completely unrelated and I way missed the boat, but I'd like to point out that in Tyler's bio on Bravo, his Favorite Simple Fall Dessert Recipe is "Warm yeasted apple cake, smoked apple sap, hand whipped triple crème fraîche" because 1) sure, that's super- simple. I whip those up all the time. 2) "yeasted" is a perfectly fine and not completely disgusting adjective 3) the word "recipe" implies that instructions and a list of ingredients will be provided when what they really should have said was just "Favorite Fall Dessert" period.
+10 | 2/2/12 1:23 PM
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