Wow, I'm surprised they didn't say "information superhighway."
They didn't, right? I only got halfway through before I had to drink some Surge while listening to Primitive Radio Gods.
Really? You don't care if I buy your mobile homes? Then why are you making commercials? Ha, I caught y-
Guys, he just knocked out my teeth through my computer screen for being a smart-ass.
Well, I've found the strangest possible thing. The balloon boy and his brothers made a completely inappropriate song called "Not Pussified." WTF2THEMAX.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBWJXXgaYBo
Yeah, this movie was basically like Lisa Lampanelli making two-hour long racist joke and saying "But seriously, racism is wrong" at the end.
Oh, and I nominate Smokin' Aces.
Don't let anyone tell you different, Asher. The fourteen-year-old-who-hasn't-learned-to-shave-quasi-moustache is really flattering.
Also, never make any music ever again.
My favorite part of the original text:
And then naked Beowulf jumped
behynd a beer mug
so you don't see his dyck
just like in Austyn Powers.
Truly a classic.
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