blochead

Oh, Hi!! Didn't expect you to wander in here. Have you been working out? I dunno.....you look really fantastic. Maybe cut out gluten? I don't mean to be forward...but whatever you've been doing double down on it cuz you look absolutely spectacular. Come around this site often? Me? Nah, just passing through and thought it would be a nice way to spend a little time before working on my spiritual abs, if ya know what I mean. Got time for a quick comment? On me? Oh,,,,I get it. I'm super swamped too. We can catch up later. Well this has been a super fun talk. See ya around SUD

Comments from blochead

Fucking thing is like the Macarena with approximately 75% less components. Millennials really know how to dig not deep
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October 20, 2018 on Primal Scream’s Bobby Gillespie Is Gonna Sit Out This Skibidi Challenge Thankyouverymuch
Your ability to make a bad situation worse is both noteworthy and tragic
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October 20, 2018 on Primal Scream’s Bobby Gillespie Is Gonna Sit Out This Skibidi Challenge Thankyouverymuch
That Kali Uchis is so good. Hopefully she comes back with a bonus EP with remixes and B sides. You know, some Extrakaliuchis
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October 20, 2018 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
Monkey bias Tempe Arizona flabbergasted!
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October 20, 2018 on Lana Del Rey Addresses Sentencing Of Her Stalker
The choices you’ve made around here this year (I don’t need to list them at this point) appear to be having dire consequences
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October 20, 2018 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
Almost all of my favorites this year are slathered in toxic masculinity. Just a bunch of long-haired, leatherclad, sweaty he-men from various Viking lands. Where men are men and.....um... Anyway, mostly men
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October 19, 2018 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
It's a great album. Even Lemon likes it!
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October 19, 2018 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
The Harakiri will probably make my top 10. It'll be close. They are right on the edge of 100% nailing their sound. I completely agree with lobster. The next one is THE ONE
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October 19, 2018 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
I'm personally offended by the limitations of the word "week" Guide my hand, Dark Lord Anthony Jeselnik, guide it true
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October 19, 2018 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
NICE!!!! Welcome to the team. With all the thoughtful/introspective (oh hi Sockner) we've been hit with this year we need all the filthy metal maggots we can get.
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October 19, 2018 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
The truth is once you become a regular member of the commentariat you feel silly saying ridiculously stupid shit. I mean obviously YBB is the exception that proves the rule. But still.
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October 19, 2018 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
I just want to blather one last time on this topic. I know people that don't typically love metal dig Deafheaven. I fucking LOVE Deafheaven. But I PROMISE you there is other metal as good as them. And just as accessible. I get how difficult finding a way into metal is. But if you enjoy that band then you are already into extreme metal! Deafheaven's newest album is great and it's not gonna make my top 5 metal releases this year. Come on team, get evil.
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October 19, 2018 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
I'm pretty sure the combination of Cobalt and Horrendous are my key to getting into Death Metal
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October 19, 2018 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
I really like it. But my tastes ran very heavy this year. If I'm not careful my top 10 will be 9 metal albums + HOLY
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October 19, 2018 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
I've always assumed YBB is a younger brother. Nice to see my fears confirmed.
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October 19, 2018 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
The Dodsrit album is making a push for the top spot
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October 19, 2018 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
MOL HOLY Dilly Dally Watain High On Fire Dodsrit Beach House Cut Worms Let's Eat Grandma Black Moth Super Rainbow gobbinjr Spiritualized YBB Sucking Eggs Say Sue Me
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October 19, 2018 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
This entire SUD top 10, bottom 5, and EIC feel right to me. As if the planets have aligned.
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October 19, 2018 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
Created the account to make that post and then has never returned to Stereogum. Was that the second coming of Jesus and we straight up missed it?
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October 19, 2018 on Marilyn Manson Now Available In Dildo Form
"HAHAHAHA. What the fuck is this supposed to be? A PLATYPUS?!?! It's all the fucked up parts of other animals just crudely smashed together. Man, you really dropped the ball on this shit" -Stereogum Commentariat Reviews The Various Works Of God
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October 19, 2018 on The 5 Best Videos Of The Week
I don't say bad things about Macca. It's just a solid life choice
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October 19, 2018 on The 5 Best Videos Of The Week
This is nice but lacks that "I shot smack when pregnant" urgency of the original.
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October 19, 2018 on Snail Mail – “The 2nd Most Beautiful Girl In The World” (Courtney Love Cover)
Do one arm fully sleeved dudes look at Manson's make-up and think "Dude knows what the fuck he's doing?"
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October 19, 2018 on Marilyn Manson Now Available In Dildo Form
That comment sections is one of my all time favorites
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October 19, 2018 on Marilyn Manson Now Available In Dildo Form
I'm just gonna drop this right here.... https://www.stereogum.com/1693871/kid-rock-subpoenaed-to-produce-glass-dildo-as-evidence-in-insane-clown-posse-lawsuit/news/
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October 19, 2018 on Marilyn Manson Now Available In Dildo Form
Meh. My Alice Cooper model still works fine
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October 19, 2018 on Marilyn Manson Now Available In Dildo Form
Blue Lines was the better choice for this marketing fiasco
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October 19, 2018 on Massive Attack’s Mezzanine Now Available As Spray Paint
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