any team you put together is a crack team

Can we call the kid Bob or John now?

It's nice to know Gwyneth still holds sway in Mr. Paltrow's artistic path.

I remain a font of positivity on a website famed for it's vitriolic commentariat

this song rules

Good lord....I've been traipsing this trope out since 2009. I think it's a little late in the game for me to worry about wearing out it's welcome. Side note: Greenwood is woefully out of tune here. Nigel really sleeping on the job.

This Radiohead track reminds of an unholy combination of early Cannibal Corpse, Mr. Roboto era Styx, and a giant sack of yak crap

Not a single comment? It is as I predicted many many years ago. I dreamt a little dream and that little dream has come true. And I'm swimming in butterflies and rainbows. Let's all come to grips with the undeniable truth....

I'm considering buying advanced tix but am worried about the long track record and strong possibility of the night of the show they up end Mz'zing Lauryn Hill

Chris DeVille, noted wordplay demon, does psychological damage to ybb

So I'm seeing this modified fucking mullet more and more. Who greenlit this fucking nonsense? The only thing I can think is dudes saw the horror of goddamn fucking mom jeans back in play and thought "hey! we want to bring back some unholy nightmare from that past as well! But somehow WORSE!" I hate it here (is a thing I've heard the youth say)

It's so goddamn funny I can barely stand it.

yeah....you're likely right. And I honestly like the guy. Both as an artist and as a person. I remember in the 80's he went to an amusement park and rode a rollercoaster like a million times in a row. And I thought "this guy seems like a legit neat person" I didn't mean to shit on him as hard as it came off up there. It's just a minor annoyance for me

I assure you I don't dislike the guy nor am I trying to minimize his import.....but here we go.... Elton John has always struck me as so weird. He's a guy that made his bones in the 1970's like so many others singer songwriter types of the era. He's never deceived anybody about the fact that Bernie Taupin writes the lyrics and Elton writes the music to go with them. But that doesn't change the fact that his entire thing was getting by on all the trappings of the singer songwriter type and all that comes with it. Which in and of itself it doesn't mean shit. But the THING about singer songwriter types is they are spilling there soul out to us via song. That we are witnessing a singular vision from the most personal part of a persons inner workings. The idea that he's out there pounding away on a piano and soulfully singing these deeply moving songs that ANOTHER DUDE WROTE is goddamn weird. Any other genre and I would very much be "who gives a shit that another person wrote the lyrics?" But the whole conceit of what he does is based on the idea that it's HIS SOUL be bared for all to see. And it'll never not strike me as absolutely inauthentic. tl;dr /rant /boringboringboringbloc

u r scarin the children

read this in a cool glitchy voice and imagined horns on your elbows

literally decades of worthless highway and biway data from your silly ass finally runs out of gas(sic) and now you've moved on to arcane railway statistics. Jesus christ man. Fuck.

This ain't bad. But lord it certainly ain't good

These people are so fucking vile.

If you are surprised by Grimes affiliation with this hot fucking mess you simply have not been paying attention.