Boxing Kitten was robbed, only #9? Kitty PaquiMeow*....amirite?
*I can see it right there and I know I just typed that, but I can't even believe I just thought of that and then typed it out on a website...WHILE I WAS AT WORK no less. What has my life come to?
Did anybody else notice that Chet Haze and Chelsea Peretti tweet at each other all the time?
On a related note does anybody else have trouble distinguishing between Chelsea's Funny, Sincere, Sarcastic, and High tweets?
We get a free Gabe/Kelly mix-up reply for this article right? Just checking....because it's very confusingly written.
Here it goes:
LOL Kelly....Cumberbitches be CRAZY! AMIRITE Kelly?
Channel Orange is out today! A week early on iTunes! It's Frank Ocean's album. I'm sure you knew all of that already, it's just that....IT'S REALLY GREAT!
Right?!? I mean I know a lot of her is probably made out of plastic at this point. But it looks like they weren't even trying with her chest
Nurse: errr, Doctor? All we have left is this rigid piece of textured plastic, like something you would make toys with.
Doctor: ehhhhh, melt it into a boob shape and slap it on her chest. $1,000,000 please!
Dammit! That guy stole my "wear sporty pajamas and hire someone to faint in front of Jennifer Lawrence while she is also wearing sporty pajamas" move.
How could I possibly prove to her that we are soul mates now???
How the fuck do you just go and replace Rube? You can't trick me by throwing Desmond in there, YOU CANNOT FUCKING REPLACE RUBE WHEN YOU MAKE THAT MOVIE! PAY MANDY THE BIG BUCKS!
Yeah...the Joan stuff was really grinding my sould into little pieces, but I was able to hold back any tears.
Then I got very excited/scared, expecting Don to go nuts when Peggy told him the news, but it actually just got really sad and Don seemed like a pathetic asshole, BUT then Dick Whitman came out at the end and kissed Peggy's hand for soooo long and that's when I totally lost it.
Then my wife made fun of me for a while.
Hey, can somebody do me a weirdly specific favor?
Can you take Game of Thrones footage and cut a trailer with Blades of Steel music? Also, at the beginning of the trailer have a guy say "Game of Thrones" instead of "Blades of Steel" but keep it in that robotic Nintendo voice.
Thanks!
"both deal with characters who are so financially secure that they are almost impossible to identify with"
umm, you do know that you're James Franco, right?
Count me in the 'it was a pretty bad episode' camp
Also, I don't get the whole Robyn thing. Why does she get a pass again?
Isn't she just Ke$ha for indie kids?
yes. Yes. and YES.
I LOVE Laphroaig! Well worth the extra few $ and it often goes on sale in NH.
Also, thanks for the rec. djfreshie, I'll be on the lookout for some Smokehead.
An internet blogger complaining about people on the interet taking TV way too seriously by in turn taking his issue way too seriously and comparing it with a news item.....ahhhh....my head hurts
http://familyrights.us/educate/ouroboros/snake-eats-own-tail.jpg
After that Snow White movie comes out I fear that everything good in my life will have to be compared to the Charlize Theron Milk Bath and I'm not sure anything can live up to that.
You should watch The Fall, from the guy who made The Cell.
The Cell will still not be a good movie once you're done watching The Fall, but you'll be like "huh, The Fall is FUCKING AMAZING and I can kind of have a bit more appreciation for what Tarsem was going for in The Cell."
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