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if this video isn't fake, you guys realize this is EXACTLY what happened. not cool, indeed.
+5 | 6/22/09 12:09 PM
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Disaster films occupy a very special place in my heart. BUT I still hold them up against a standard. STANDARDS, guys. I wanna see the earth destroyed as much as I the next guy, but "the government is building these ships" isn't gonna cut it for me. Also, Deep Impact had a black president. That movie came out over 10 years ago. Morgan Freeman, FTW.
+1 | 6/21/09 5:58 PM
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i wish i was black. also, i will never be able to listen to my koji kondo itunes playlist the same way ever again.
-1 | 6/21/09 2:24 AM
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no.
+4 | 6/21/09 2:03 AM
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i love how you didn't curse here (hell isn't cursing, right?) and said diaper face instead. very nice. also, i know almost no one will accept this, but i apologize for last week's comments. it was an experiment and i am done. i have results. resounding results that a good way to make everyone hate you is to troll the comments of a mostly hated (love-hate?) commenter. EXPERIMENT DONE. i have been commenting on videogum for a while, but as an unregistered no-name. from now on i will be Boris Grushenko. or, in reality, i will be myself. i actually do kinda like you, An American Patriot, i really do. you make me LOL on a regular basis.
+1 | 6/21/09 1:47 AM
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"Ooops, I came before you could unzip my pants." -An American Patriot (is that how this works?)
-13 | 6/18/09 8:47 PM
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i don't know, i thought it was pretty funny.
-15 | 6/18/09 8:39 PM
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I'm glad you're working on your anger management issues, dear. You might get some tonight ;)
0 | 6/18/09 8:38 PM
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There's Something About An American Patriot
-51 | 6/18/09 10:08 AM
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i love you too, honey.
-1 | 6/17/09 4:10 PM
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:(
-8 | 6/17/09 4:08 PM
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I told you I was gonna start working out. Remember? You got upset when you couldn't find my vagina last night.
-12 | 6/17/09 4:03 PM
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I love you, babycakes.
-8 | 6/17/09 4:01 PM
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OUR child, you mean.
-4 | 6/17/09 4:01 PM
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Are you at work? Why are you always online while you are at work? Are you cheating on me!??!?
-1 | 6/17/09 3:59 PM
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Hey honey, dinner is at 7 tonight. Will you be home on time? We're having lasagna and freedom fries.
+18 | 6/17/09 3:57 PM
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Bibles are the best. They should put christians on TV, then everyone would realize!
+8 | 6/17/09 3:54 PM
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Why are they saying "hey"? I thought they roared and such. Why was this ever scary?
-2 | 6/17/09 3:52 PM
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I like Sarah Palin, she is cute. David Letterman... Is that the guy from Candid Camera?
-12 | 6/17/09 3:50 PM
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you need to stop cursing so much, mr. patriot. what does "ZING" mean?
-13 | 6/17/09 3:41 PM
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LOL, moneyshots are the best! one time i moneyshotted all up in that biatch. she was like, omg! and I was like, AYK?!?
-14 | 6/17/09 3:37 PM
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geez, man, you wouldn't know cute if it slapped you in the face. Adam Sandler 4eva!
-2 | 6/17/09 3:32 PM
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first!!
-37 | 6/16/09 3:15 PM
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this was really hard to watch because of homosex.
+2 | 6/16/09 3:04 PM
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is this real?!? incredible! i'm going to forward this to all my cousins.
+3 | 6/16/09 2:52 PM
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drinking is the best. i've never had pee before, but it sounds kinda gross, so i think i'll pass. isn't gene simmons that KISS guy? detroit rock city or something? he's cute.
-8 | 6/16/09 2:49 PM
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haha! taint. i'm gonna buy this shirt and wear it to halloween and tell people that my beard is made of pubes.
-2 | 6/16/09 12:52 PM
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i would shake my moist beard sweat all over that stage. unfortunately, i would probably be disqualified for climaxing. i climax when i smell a cheeseburger.
+3 | 6/16/09 12:46 PM
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as long as there's nudity, i'm there.
0 | 6/16/09 12:29 PM
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I love Rachel McAdams! She seems really cute. She was in "The Notebook" right? Time travel confuses me tho, lol!
+1 | 6/15/09 7:36 PM
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you just got served sucka!
-1 | 6/15/09 7:22 PM
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CHEEZ DOODLES
0 | 6/15/09 7:20 PM
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I think this calls for a new "That's Your Dad" series here on videogum.
+46 | 6/15/09 4:03 PM
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I hate it when the shoe people spend all their time working for the google and the apple. They should be making my shoes! Computer shoes!
+8 | 6/15/09 3:30 PM
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I ate An American Patriot.
+11 | 6/15/09 3:15 PM
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Chairman of the B-O-R-E-D
+5 | 6/15/09 10:36 AM
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hey, michael moore, go home: men who look like old lesbians
+2 | 6/15/09 10:28 AM
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totally. phish... and stuff.
0 | 6/14/09 2:09 AM
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if i had a nickel for every time i said that to my penis, i would have 35 cents.
+7 | 6/12/09 2:08 PM
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i know! my parents somehow find the one movie in the video store that no one on earth has ever heard of, not even the people in the movie. and these aren't art-house flicks or anything. they are (apparently) big-budget, big-name movies that came out in theaters a few months ago. last night they watched new in town. who has ever heard of this? i don't know how they do it.
+4 | 6/11/09 10:29 PM
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