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Please don't insult this cat by comparing it to Paris Hilton. The kitten has at least proven it can do something interesting on camera.
+1 | 12/11/08 1:29 PM
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Its like they're the end result of The Gotti Boys raping a buncha Oompa Loompas.
+3 | 11/21/08 4:28 PM
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He didn't carve those out. They're the result of a tragic flambée accident that happened off camera.
0 | 11/13/08 2:04 PM
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I just voted to elect this douche governor of Douchesylvania. You can cast your vote by farting. C'mon, everybody do it!
+1 | 11/6/08 5:34 PM
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Coincidentally enough, 95% of the women in that montage reported to DC police that that someone had slipped a roofie into their drink the night before.
0 | 10/31/08 1:26 PM
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Menopawz Manor!
+7 | 10/30/08 3:30 PM
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Let's hear it for Joe the Bullshit Artist.
0 | 10/30/08 11:45 AM
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This shoot is actually for the cover photo of a new magazine their friend is publishing in early 2009: Soulless Fuck-Twit Monthly.
0 | 10/23/08 3:26 PM
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Fred, a frigid 24 year old who edits a quarterly poetry magazine called "....Sigh" called. They want their sense of humor back.
+1 | 10/22/08 4:37 PM
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I think its viral marketing for James Franco's role as Allen Ginsberg in Howl (comes out in 2009) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1049402/
0 | 10/22/08 1:19 PM
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My Spanish is rusty, but I think "Talento de Barrio" translates into ""Diarrhea Avenue". Is Daddy Yankee combating some apocalyptic strain of diarrhea in this movie or wha?
0 | 10/10/08 5:49 PM
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I liked that baby hands bit too...When it was done 2 years ago and infinitely funnier by Jon Glaser from Conan. http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/tiny_hands_gloves/
+1 | 10/6/08 12:33 PM
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Holy crap. This movie is more patriotic than getting double blown by a bald eagle and the Statue of Liberty at the same time.
+2 | 10/1/08 1:42 PM
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That guy was playing the guitar as much as Beckham's work-out buddies were actually playing the violin+cello. Also, I heard they replaced the original Jimmy Page with the cuter one shown here.
0 | 8/25/08 12:13 PM
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I head that for several years Axl gave up on the album, quit the music industry entirely and started an independent contracting company called "Appetite for Construction". http://www.liebography.com/gnr6.html
0 | 8/21/08 10:38 AM
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Awwww poor guy. I'm flashing the world's smallest pair of boobies at him in sympathy.
0 | 8/19/08 4:47 PM
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I think I've finally figured out why people watch this show. Its like when you're at a bar/restaurant and you inadvertently hear the inane conversation of two loud idiots sitting next to you and you then you start craning your neck so that you can hear what they?re saying more clearly because you can?t believe two people could possibly be so insanely, moronically boring.
+1 | 8/19/08 1:36 PM
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Ouch! Did he lose a bet and have to read a bunch of jokes written by Shecky Greene instead of doing his own or what?
-74 | 8/18/08 2:07 PM
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Easy. Joey Greco, host of "Cheaters". Whatever they're paying him, it can't be anywhere near enough to cover what's been taken from his soul. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Obb61Izi2Uc&feature=related
0 | 8/5/08 5:43 PM
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Note to self. Do not ever ever ever ever ever eever go to the Jersey shore.
0 | 8/1/08 2:06 PM
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This guy totally ripped off the plot to my movie "Aces High", the story of how six USC potheads were trained to become experts in card counting and tried to break the bank in Vegas by wagering with weed.
0 | 7/30/08 3:05 PM
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It sounded like it was some kind of inside joke between them ala how reporters ask them dumb questions on those endless junkets they go on. They're apparently friends+it was too loopy to of been for reals.
0 | 6/25/08 5:02 PM
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It just goes to show they're on the cutting edge of disposable, lame-ass spoofs. If you've never seen one of these guys' movies (Epic Movie, Date Movie, Meet The Spartans), pick up a bootleg of this thing (they should never see a dime of your money), because its positively fascinating what subhuman levels of comedy it mines. Try thinking of the most awful, bottom of the barrel SNL or MAD TV skit you've ever seen and then imagine it 100 less funny and directed by grade schoolers.
0 | 6/24/08 2:02 PM
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Hmm, embed didn't work before. http://www.jaman.com/a/download/?f=sub_player_share&clip=037rGKLxL_r4
0 | 6/22/08 10:34 PM
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Some additional item he'd be prefect for shilling: an In-Home Shark Tank, a Dr. Kevorkian Suicide Machine+Ronco's Dick Slicer.
+2 | 6/6/08 2:46 PM
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Yes, but will he be auctioning any of Theo's imitation Gordon Gartrelle designer shirts too?
0 | 5/30/08 1:27 PM
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Little known musical fact. These guys currently own and operate a chain of stores in the Cleveland area called ?Bone Thugs-N-Dry Cleaning?
-1 | 5/15/08 12:28 PM
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Season finale means I don't have to hear people talking about this show anymore, right? Seriously what do you people see in this crap? Its "Beverly Hills 90210" mixed with an Urban Outfitters catalog.
0 | 5/14/08 1:23 PM
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Oh Noel, if you just listened to The Grey Album, you' see that you and Jay-Z have so much in common. Blatant note-for-note sampling of Beatles' albums.
0 | 5/14/08 12:17 PM
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If a comedy trailer features more than one scene were someone "accidentally" gets hit in the face or the nuts with an object, then you know its gonna suck.
0 | 5/7/08 2:57 PM
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Nice article+great songs. Never heard of them before, so thanks for the intro.
0 | 4/10/08 11:50 AM
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