YES Dan Quinn reference. I want one for every single story from now until the end of time.
But seriously, why is Duh Aficionado not a tag or a section? I want to have some clickable shortcut to all of the Duh i can possibly handle. Because, you know, I'm an aficionado.
Kahdooz is a type of gun, right? That is specifically designed to shoot yourself in the face? Because if that is so, give them all of the kahdooz, they deserve it.
Could the next Chipmunks related post be about why they are always wearing dresses, or monk-robe things or whatever? Because that really creeps me the fuck out.
Wait, is he trying to bribe people to sell out a superhero with $10? There are very few things I'd be willing to do for $10, and I don't think turning in a crimefighter and protector of the civil order makes that list. Try again, nerd.
I think you are all missing something very important in this trailer, and it is that THERE IS A PRINCESS OF NEW ORLEANS. Did I sleep through the part of History class about the Cajun Monarchy that ruled New Orleans? And there's apparently a place in close proximity that the frog prince was prince of? What the fuck are they even talking about?
I like how little they attempt to make the 80's look like the 80's. All of the people in that preview were wearing clothes and hairstyles from the past year, not the past quarter century.
If you replace all of the times he mentions Stevia with something highly addictive, like cocaine or heroin, all of his craziness starts to makes sense.
I said "I don't watch Lost" to mean "I don't watch Lost anymore, and therefore have no investment in what they do or don't do on that show." I watched the first season and like two episodes in the second, and soon realized the show wasn't as intelligent and complex as I originally thought, it was just a random narratives that were thrown together in a half-assed attempt to be intelligent and complex. Kind of like a drunk stupid people who all of the sudden think they're the second coming of Nietzsche; "What if God were an apple?" Uh, he's not, spitting out loose ends like you're a yarn factory or something does not make your show intelligent/thought provoking, shut up both of you.
"It's impossible to tie up every loose end."
No it isn't. Make a show that doesn't have ten thousand fucking loose ends that would require at least ten more seasons to fully sort out. It's called being good writers for a TV show. I don't watch Lost, but this whole situation is absolutely Ugh-tastic. It's an Ugh world, and we're just Ughing in it, say hello to my little Ugh, we're gonna need a bigger Ugh, etc.
Why am I not surprised at all that this giant, know-it-all ass was on Fox news? This is like the end of Free Willy, when gets to return to his own kind. This is where he belongs; I know you're going to miss him, but he'll be happier here; other Disney inspired letting-the-thing-you-love-go euphemisms. Alligator tears, music by Brandy, rolling credits.
Worst. Post. Ever. I knew Asher Roth sucked, and I knew frat boys liked him, and I kind of assumed that some of them did a cover of it with acoustic guitar, because duh, hip hop+acoustic guitar+frat boy who wants girls to think he's 'deep' or something=genius, but I didn't need to see the evidence for it. Like, you can just tell me that stuff like this is out there, and maybe post some links, but I have no desire to actually see it. It's like the femskins thing or whatever it was called. Telling me shit like that goes on is enough to horrify me, I don't need the video on top of it, because you know if you post a video, there's no way I'm not going to watch it. Same here. Just the knowledge that people record themselves playing one of the worst songs ever conceived on acoustic guitar is enough for me. I don't need to see the unholy act being done. Thanks.
Garden State: Guy's mom dies, he meets a girl.
Green Street Hooligans: Englishmen enjoy Soccer.
Synecdoche, New York: Man writes play.
A Clockwork Orange: A bad teenager does bad things, gets reformed.
I know this is going to give me a -70 rating for my insensitivity, but what does this have to do with videos, beyond the fact that videos were once stored in her makeshift oven?
Oops. He pronounced it as 'ascetics', I wrote it as 'ascetics'. I can't really blame him, though. He claimed to be 'technically savvy', not 'english language pronunciation savvy'.
I don't know if I want Kanye to change his ways. I mean, if he's destined at some point to really kill Carlos Mencia, I think it's for the best that we don't meddle with that. What I'm saying is, please 'Ye, kill Carlos Mencia.
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