"Have someone else put it in a jar and give it to a kid who is interested in spider jars."
And tell that kid to never ever ride his dirt bike in the desert or go near anyone named Todd.
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I don't understand why people consider Neil deGrasse Tyson to be a leading mind in his field. He didn't even mention what tables are made out of, or what happens to steaks you ate for dinner.
Let's just hope Jonathan Trappe stops at the balloon house, and doesn't try to further emulate his hero by kidnapping a young boy and fleeing to South America.
Team Eastwood! Clint has been nominated for seven oscars (winning two) since his 73rd birthday. It's pretty unfair to call him senile just because he's a Republican. It's easy to demonize the opposition, but supporting Romney doesn't make him some senile, racist, homophobic old asshole. He's still an amazing director and a hollywood icon.
Here's a recap:
1. Churches are fine but swimming pools are cleaner and way more stylish.
2. If you're being baptized, you need two white dresses: one to jump into the pool with and one to mingle with.
3. If you're the godmother, DO NOT show your boobs.
4. Get a fancy cake.
5. Release doves.
The significant drop in total votes as you go down the list is pretty indicative of our generation's short atten...this comment is taking too long. BYE
As annoying as these two scrubs are, their message is still important. People gotta get out there and vote! It's really not that hard, guys! This is 2012, and voting couldn't be any easier. Just text "B-ROCK " to 1-800-PREZ-IDOL for Obama, or "MITTENZ" to 1-800-WRONG-CHOICE for Romney, OR you can "like" either candidate on facebook to send in your vote! (Standard message and data rates may apply)
My first video would say:
Gabe Delahaye is the least transparent blogger in the history of the internet. We know very little about his opinions of the new season of The Walking Dead. Many, many people have questions. Now, I have a deal for Gabe. If Gabe Delahaye opens up and produces recaps of the Walking Dead, I will give FIVE MILLION DOLLARS to the charity of HIS CHOICE. One caveat, the first recap must be published by November 5th at 5:00 pm. If you comply, Mr. Delahaye, not only will I be happy, but the American people will be happy, and your charity will be very, very happy.
Since I seek instant gratification and have the attention span of a toddler, the first thing I do when I come across an article is scroll to the bottom and see how long it is. Although I love Cory and the gang, sadly there is no way I would be able to make it through reading words for four pages. Let's keep this to 160 characters or less.
Haha, right. Ok robot, I'll put my head in there. Sure. I totally trust you. There is no way this could be a trick where you crush my skull with your scary metal arms.. Oh, what's that? You want to strap me in for further relaxation? Ok, sounds good! Let's go!
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