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you know, because a "box" is slang for a ladypart and he likes glittery sequens? you know, like the cee-lo green song? you know because it's been in my head since gabe posted it like last week? hrmpf.
She's 5'4" he's 5' according to the internets.
I'd never seen her husband before last night and though that he definitely bore a resemblance to "Wesley" on 30 Rock although apparently 1/2 his size http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_11AuJtJtuWQ/THp7iIqmxgI/AAAAAAAAB84/K7dWJKMoIOM/s400/michael-sheen.jpg http://www.talltask.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/tinafeyhusband.jpg
Let's paint, exercise, and fall in love!
Wow Patrick M! This week you da you da best!
Plagarist horse! http://www.gifanatics.com/files/p.gif
NOOOOOOOOOO! He has to fight to win her back! I have fait in you Eddie! http://i51.tinypic.com/c0xg0.jpg
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And my grandma was there for the whole thing, laying down the beats.
I liked the trailor, at least. I kept waiting for that moment when the quiet haunting music turned into "BOOM!" and "RUUUUN!" and it never did. A+ trailor.
Jeff Goldblum looks very handsome these days. (as always)
Hide your beards hide your mowers? Not quuuuite the same ring. Getting there!
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I really miss running my fingers through my boyfriend's long luxurious beard, but I'm just glad that he's okay.
I don't have all the *information* I need to post this comment as a empathetic human being.
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I can't wait for the porno version! Overweight Cage Sex To The Death: Double Penetration All The Way yikes sorry
We're going to need a bigger 2 liter of mountain dew?
Well thanks for the link....I'll check one of the hundreds of liqour stores in Kentucky. Also, Strongbow is SO obviously the bomb.com.
I bet it's one of those pens where the lady's bikini falls off when you turn it upside down!
I just googled this and whoooooooooa. "The wild and wacky moment: Then there was Sandra, the transsexual who cut off her own legs, with a power saw, which Jerry also happily displayed before introducing her story. To say Sandra has issues is, obviously, a massive understatement, but that doesn't prevent old Jer from joshing with her, like when he asks her whether or not she's seeing a psychiatrist after cutting her legs off because she "just didn't want them." Sandra says yes, in fact, she's seeing two psychiatrists. "One for each leg?" Jerry asks." Very wacky!
That's your former mayor's television show. Wait...that IS my former mayor's television show!
There's always these Hollywood trends where similar movies start coming out around the same time, so I'm still going to hold out for Kid With Bumble Ball in his Pants: The Movie.
I haven't! Where does one aquire such a delicacy?
If I learned one thing in this post it's vodka and apple cider. WHAT A GREAT IDEA
I was really hoping at the end that the kids would just run and leave that guy screaming until a vein popped in his head.
I think she revealed that in the very begining when she sad down and we got an extreme boob close-up
While the concept of "new retro" sounds very ugh, it looks like it might be claymation? Which in my opionion is very YES.
"Member of the press" like your face was pressed in a quesadilla maker before the toppings were added?
WAKE UP SHEEPLE! Why did YOU think the pope wore red shoes??
This sounds like the soundtrack to someone being raped in a Hot Topic dressing room.
Show of hands for those NOT amped! Oh oh me me! http://i56.tinypic.com/349fcyr.gif
itsahotdog! posted this almost 2 hours before this post even existed!
"Oh hell no he saaaaid he was at his boy's house but my Liar Card said he was lyyyyying! YOU A LIAR YOU A LIAR NO NO YOU A LIAR NO YOU A LIAR!!!"-Guest seeking 5th paternity test of son. (She is 1001% sure he's the father this time)
See now I would think it was Bruce Springstein.
I've listening to almost every episode of This American Life sequentally (skipping the ones I thought were boring or the link didn't work, whatever, maybe 10 in total) and heard David Sedaris's voice a million times and now I've seen him. This is slightly freaking me out.