The Last Unicron
Unicron being, of course, one of the film rolls Orson Welles ever did before dying, it's sad that the creator of Citizen Kane died with his last role being some sort of planet eating transformer.
Or something.
I am a wealthy and famous man living in a big city, unfortunately I've been having a hard time connecting with people since my parents were killed in front of me when I was a child. Because of this, I have decided to use my vast fortune to take the law into my own hands and become a masked vigilante. At first it was great! I was putting criminals behind bars and working with the police chief to really make a difference, then, all of a sudden, everything changed. This guy decided to ...I don't want to say copy me, but now he's dressing up too, but instead of fighting crime he's committing crimes! And he's crazy! Now he's working with the mafia to kill me and I just don't know what to do. Please write back quickly, as I now have to go save my childhood sweetheart from a warehouse. Yeah, he did that too. Please help!?
As a fellow New Jerseyan, I too find it incredibly hard to watch this show. I used to take kids to Seaside when I was a camp counselor!!
It is my LIFE.
Whenever I hear the song "My Heart Will Go On", I think of him. It's our song, we slow danced to it in the middle of a roller rink he broke into for me.
It was so romantic.
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